Ouran High School Host Club BF and GF Scenarios [FINISHED]

Stupid jokes you tell eachother

A/N I start school a day earlier then it's supposed to start (so I start tomorrow aka Wednesday)....... Fml

P.s I came up with this idea from watching one of Vanoss' gta vids xD

✧Tamaki✧

"Hey Y/N?"

"Yes tama"

"Well my departed uncle was a circus clown, I remember at his funeral all his friends came in the same car"

"Was that supposed to be a joke.....?"

✦Kyoya✦

"Kyoya~~"

"Oh no, yes Y/N?"

"Where does a dog search when it loses its tail?"

"A re-tail store?"

".......you stole my punch line Kyoya how dare you"

✧Hikaru✧

"Hey Y/N~"

"Please don't tell me you have a joke for me"

"What does a nosy pepper do?"

"...."

"Get jalapeño business"

"....omg"

✦Kaoru✦

"Hey Kaoru?"

"Yeah?"

"What do you call a magic owl?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Hoo-dini"

✧Honey✧

"Y/N, do you remember what time I have to go to the dentist?"

"Umm 12:30, I'm pretty sure"

"Really? I thought it was tooth-hurty"

"....."

✦Mori✦

"Y/N, what do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?"

"Umm I don't know what?"

"Jurassic pork"

✧Chika✧

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"I don't know why Y/N?"

"To escape KFC"

✦Nekozawa✦

"Umm Nekozawa?"

"Yes Y/N"

"Why is there a big pile of plushy cats in the room?"

"It's my meowntain"

✧Kasanoda✧

"Y/N, why was six afraid of seven?"

"Because seven eight nine, that's like one of the oldest jokes ever"

"No because seven was a well known six offender"

✦Haruhi (guy)✦

"Y/N I've been thinking, maybe it would be good if I learned another language"

"Maybe you could learn sign language, it's very handy"

"I change my mind"

✧Haruhi (girl)✧

"Haruhi, they shouldn't call it PMS..."

"What should it be called then?"

"Ovary-acting"

✦Tetsuya✦

"Hey Tetsuya , I wrote a song about a tortilla, well actually it's more of a wrap"

"Was that needed Y/N??"

"Aww sorry Tetsuya~~ do you wanna taco bout it?"

"....."