Me: So how's your english drama?
Am: It's all Va's fault! He brings me down with him! I already memorise the script and print the hard copy for him, but he didn't give a single glance to it.
Me: Force him then.
Am: I did. And what did he say? Fuck you.
Me: ...Kick him in the balls then.
Am: I wish it was that easy. I even memorise it day and night, and how much did I get? 68. Just Great!
Me: Then it is all his fault!
Am: I KNOW RIGHT?! MY SCRIPT THAT I WORKED HARD ON, SUDDENLY FELL BETWEEN THE LOCKERS AND I CAN'T RETRIEVE IT ANYMORE, BUT I STILL MEMORISE IT. WHAT ABOUT HIM? HE EVEN FORGOT TO SAY THE MOST IMPORTANT LINES, LIKE HE WROTE THOSE THINGS YOURSELF.
Me: Let it all out...
Am: GAHHHH! CURSE YOU, V! DIE, DIE, DIE! I SERIOUSLY WANNA CUT HIM INTO PIECES RIGHT NOW. THE IMAGINATION ITSELF IS TEMPTING ENOUGH FOR ME. I WANNA BREAK HIS NOSE, PUNCH HIM IN THE GUT, KICK HIM ON HIS BALLS, AND THEN I'LL TORE HIS SOUL AWAY FROM HIS BODY.
Me: ...
Am: I wanna go to pee.
Me: What?
Am: I'll go to the toilet first all right?
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