How to be a narcissist?
Easy. Just say whatever that will make you feel on a higher level than the peasants.
I don't mean the,
Me: Whatever
Sis: Huh?
Me: I said whatever, means that I'm on a higher level than you peasant! BOW DOWN TO ME, BITCHES!
No, certainly I don't mean literally say whatever. That's stupidity you got there. But say things like:
Mom: Tiffany.
Me: Hm?
Mom: Do you need more soy sauce?
Me: No. I'm already sweet enough as it is. I don't need any soy sauce. //flips hair//
Mom: ....uhhh..okay.
Sis: Look at the mirror, Tiffany. Look at your pitiful state.
Me: Oh, I'm so sorry to tell you that the mirror broke. It's because it can't stand the overload beauty of my face.
Sis: Ngrk.
Me: Oh what a horrible sound you just made! A lady shouldn't make those kind of sounds!
Sis: As if you are one.
Me: I may not be a lady but I sure as hell am a woman. A being of a higher degree than you.
Sis: //coughs//
Me: Mom, I need that soy sauce after all. Can you pass it to me?
Mom: Sure.
Sis: So you need more sweetness after all, huh? You're not even beautiful.
Me: I'm lending you the soy sauce, Sis. You've been way too salty these past few days.
Me: And, who ever said that I'm beautiful? I'm cute!!! Excuse you.
Sis: //throws up//
And last, don't forget to flip your hair. It gives off the best effect.
For boys, who don't have long hair, just flip your fringe, okay.
Well, for balds.... just flip your bald head and show how shiny and clean it is.
I'm pretty sure your bald head will be useful when the lights out. To shine the way....
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P.s to bald people: I'm sorry. Don't kill me please.
P.p.s: My phone is broken currently. It was shattered to pieces last Saturday, and luckily I still have my laptop so updates will be just fine! //thumbs up//
Lemme cry for my rip samsung phone....
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