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It started an hour ago. It was a beautiful day after school and everything was colourful in my eyes. I was eating my lunch on the backseat of the car while my driver drove us home.
But turns out God or whoever is up there, has decided a change of plan to the rest of my day. A call came next, a call meant for me.
I picked it up, with food still inside my mouth. "Hullo?"
"Tiffany. Where are you right now?"
"Just got out from the school. Why?"
"Ask your driver to drive you to St. Moritz Mall. You need to meet me in 'E***', we need to fix your face."
"Umm fix is not the right word, Dad."
"Don't forget to tell your driver to just go home after he has dropped you off."
"..."
"Tiffany, are you there?"
"..."
"Tiffany?!"
"Jesus, don't shout in my ear, dad. I was just swallowing my food."
"We'll meet there."
And with that, he hung up. I told the driver what my father told me to do. In 15 minutes, we arrived at our destination. After he has dropped me off, he drove away into the distance.
I entered the mall with a grin on my face, since today I'll be getting rid of my pimples!
But, oh boy.
"No, there's no one who registered based on the name Linda or Priscillia for that matter."
"Are you sure? My father told me that he was here and I need to see him here."
"No, our only customer right now is called Amelia."
I was panicking inside, my brain turned their wheels fast, searching for every possible solution there is. Am I lost again?!?!?
"Um, can I borrow a telephone at least? I didn't bring my phone to contact my dad and.."
"Sorry. Seems like the phone is not working right now."
"Uh... okay. Thanks, I'll be on my way then."
And something just clicked inside my head. Wait what was the name of this mall again?
"Ask your driver to drive you to St. Moritz Mall. You need to meet me in 'E***', we need to fix your face."
"Ask your driver to drive you to St. Moritz Mall...."
"...drive you to St. Moritz Mall...."
"...St. Moritz Mall...."
Oh. Fucking. Hell.
I was currently in Lippo Mall, NOT in St. Moritz Mall!
OH MY FUCKING GOD. What the fuck should I do in times like this?!?!?!
Let's summarize what I currently can do:
1. I can walk to St. Moritz which will only took 10 minutes at least by walking. (Since my driver had gone home and all that shit with me having no phone.)
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