Sequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'.
Should I rate this book as a mature book?
I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t.
Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind.
And let me tell you, once you leave this bo...
I hate how I update this book whenever the hell I want now, but since the moment my sister, Priscillia A. Fang, had left my country to go to a university in Brighton, UK (pls say hi if you meet her), life has been boring. I can't say that I missed her, maybe I do, but I just lost a victim to tease everyday and that's boring for me.
Welp, a character in this book just dissapear as of today, what can I say?
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I took a Japanese lesson outside of school since last February. In that class, my classmates consists of 2 boys of my age, 1 boy in university, and 1 woman who's already working. I didn't talk as much to my classmates, but I did laugh to their jokes (I didn't try to make some jokes, they just laughed at me when I humiliate myself though), except their dirty jokes.
Teacher: What does 吸います means?
Students: It means suck in.
Ka: HAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAG
Bi: OMG AHAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGA
Jo: Are you guys thinking perverted things again?
Vi: psh. High school boys.
Me: *poker face*
When I made a poker face, I was just trying to hold my laughter in, who knows that my poker face meant a different meaning to the boys.
Jo: Guys, look at her *points at me* She's so confused on what we're talking about.
Teacher: Please don't taint Tiffany. In this room, I swear, that all of you are dirty and Tiffany is just sitting there, being innocent, so if you even share a tiny bit of information about those things I will chop your heads off.
Ka: It's just weird how she doesn't know these things...
Me: ....
Ka: Tiffany.
Me: hm?
Ka: How old are you exactly?
Me: I'm the same age of you.
Ka: Then you do know what it means right?
Just when I was about to say yes, and stop giving them a wrong idea about me, Jo stepped in.
Jo: KA. DON'T. TAINT. HER.
Ka: I know you also want to do it.
Jo: Do what?
Teacher: oh my god. Don't tell me that you guys are falling for Tiffany.
Me: ...
Bi: Hagagaggaga.
Ka: Tiffany, let me ask you another question.
Me: hmhh.
Ka: Did you watch porn?
Me: hmm. Does watching includes reading?
Me: ...
Me: Of course not.
Ka: How can you be so pureeeee?!?!?!??!
Teacher: Oh my god, Ka. What happens if you go to the beach? I can't imagine it.
Ka: *smirks*
Teacher: All of the women there, are mostly topless and wear bikinis, and I'm just here, thinking of how you would look at them lewdly.
Ka: Nah, miss. They suck.
Bi: and you swallow.
Ka: HAGAGAGAGGAGAGAAGAGGAGAGAGA
Bi: HAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG
Me: *holding back laughter by doing poker face*
Vi: Miss, can we at least close Tiffany's ear? Look at her! She's so oblivious to what's happening!
Teacher: Yeah, and maybe I should move her to a different class too.
Bi: oh my god. I love how dirty this class is.
Ka: except for one person.
Bi: I swear Tiffany is like the angel in this hell.
Jo: I love how you put it that way.
Bi: She's so pure.
Ka: mhmm pure.
Jo: I agree.
Vi: pure it is.
Me: ....
Little did they know...
Me: OH MY GOD. THEY SAID SUCK HAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAGAGGAGA THEY SAID SWALLOWWW HAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGA AND WHAT THEY SAID TO ME? PURE? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THAT IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORD I KNOW! HOW DARE THEY?!?!
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