Sorry, shoulda updated yesterday. Here's the chapter.
Mom: Tiffany, why are you failing your grades?
Me: Not this again.
Me: Umm... what do you mean?
Mom: Your business scores and physics scores are failing.
Me: Oh yeah.
Mom: How much did you get for Physics?
Me: um.. 69.
Mom: That's not good.
Me: I know it's not, but other students are also failing!
Mom: How much did A get?
Me: She got... 85 or something.
Mom: They why can't you get the same or better score?
Me: I don't know.
Mom: She studies diligently, she put a lot of hardwork in her studies while you are not.
Me: Mom!
Mom: Okay fine. How about your business score?
Me: 56.
Mom: That's even worse!
Me: ...
Mom: How much did A get?
Me: She didn't join business.
Me: Ha! Take that!
Mom: What about Am?
Me: Fuck.
Me: She did join.
Mom: Her score?
Me: 89.
Mom: ...
Mom: Tiffany, tell me why. Truthfully tell me why. Why are you failing while all of your friends are not!
Me: Mom...
Mom: It's because of your anime obsession isn't it?!
Me: ...
Mom: I knew it! None of your friends have anime obsession like you do.
Me: Mom!
Mom: From now on, I'll confiscate your phone! Learn your mistakes from A and Am!
Me: Why are you doing this? A's parents and Am's parents are not this strict to their children!
Mom: Oh, now you are comparing me to their parents?
Me: Yes, I am. You did so too to me. You compare me to their children!
Mom: And you as hell knew the answer why they are not strict to their children!
Me: Ha?
Mom: They are diligent! They come back home everyday while carrying tons of good scores with them!
Me: ...
Mom: While you are not! You bring home failed scores everyday and I can't tolerate this any longer.
Me: ...
Mom: What if you didn't pass the grade?
Me: That won't happen.
Mom: It sure as hell will if you keep failing!
Me: ...
Mom: Put your phone on the table and go to your room, studying.
Me: Fine! Fine! Fine!
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Mom= 1 point.
Me= 0 point.
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