11| He's such a FLIRT!

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GUYS I MET A CUTE BOY AT SCHOOL TODAY. 

Bryan visited our school, and brought a friend with him. I was like 'fuck, where did this holy body come from?' and me, being a shy person I am (I am shy at heart), I walked past him and ignored him. 

And when he was going home, C messaged Bryan and she asked him (for me) about that Guy's personal contact. His name is Ray. 

C: Tiffany's having a crush on him. 

She said that he was cute.

Bry: Really? But he's not popular. He's still single btw.

C: Oh.

Bry/Ray: And he's only interested in smart girls.

C: Arrogant jerk.

Bry/Ray: Btw, this is Ray typing this. 

C: You are arrogant. 

Bry: You're talking to my friend

He has my phone

But he's kind

C: Yeah ik

Bry/Ray: HEYYYYY

you're so mean for calling me arrogant

SO BADDD

and i was joking girl

But i like you

C: how awfully friendly

Tiffa said that she prefers Luffy than you

Bry/Ray: whats that?  [Me: HOW DARE YOU CALL LUFFY A 'WHAT'! IT'S A 'WHO' YOU FUCKING FILTER]

C/Am: manga character

Hi dis mi Am

what do u call a cell that's all alone

GUESS GUESS GUESS

Bry/Ray: Umm idk

Hehehehe  [Me: WHAT CREEPY LAUGH IS THAT BITCH]

C/Am: A single cell

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

AM IS FUNNY

Bry/Ray: HAHAHAHHA OMAAAAGAAAADDDD 

LMAO

C/Am: Did you fall from heaven btw?

Bry/Ray: Naa.

C/Am: BUT YOU LOOK SO DENTED HOW CAN YOU NOT

Bry/Na: ...

AM YOU REVENGED MY BROKEN HEART. THANK YOU MY FRIEND.




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