Sequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'.
Should I rate this book as a mature book?
I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t.
Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind.
And let me tell you, once you leave this bo...
It's morning, I've just woken up, and I've been shocked 3 times in a span amount of 15 minutes. By the way, how are you? My life is great!
Let me tell you one thing. It's lucky you didn't have a sister that have a sound as loud as an airhorn. It's a routine, I know, it happens every morning when I'm sleeping, and I've never gotten used to it.
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And that didn't stop there. More surprises were coming my way. As I made my way to the bathroom while bringing the stuffs I need, I noticed the bathroom door was open widely. I stepped inside and realised that Rivanna (my maid) was cleaning the bathroom floor.
I was too powerless after I've woken up, so instead of scolding her for giving me nightmares, I just clutched my chest (which I think is the right position for the heart), and... sighed.
Me: Well, fuck.
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Continue. I entered the bathroom, while Rivanna was ushered outside feeling perplexed. I locked the bathroom door, thinking that everything is secure and I can now be relaxed. Wrong thinking, Tiffany. Wrong thinking.
As I was taking off my clothes, ready to bath, I didn't notice a small creature climbing up the shelf. I entered the shower and turn the faucet on, welcoming the warm water coming out of it. The small creature moved on the top of the shelf until it stood on the edge of it. I turned around, and notice a small black creature, I squinted my eyes (I didn't wear my glasses) to see clearly, until it jumped towards me that I can see better of what it is.
Thankfully, the cockroach didn't land on top of me, but instead on the floor a few centimenters in front of me. Being naked and helpless didn't help the situation either, especially if the cockroach had recover from the fall and were moving towards me... again.
Realising, that nobody was gonna help me any soon, I helped myself by exiting the shower. The cockroach went down through the drain, letting me breathe and after that I can relaxed.
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I was supposed to update this chapter this morning, but I couldn't post the gif through my phone so I needed to charge up my laptop first. It's night (in my country right now), and I've just arrived home, feeling tired and sleepy, from the mall. Mom forgot where to park her car so we circled the whole basement floor of the mall to find our car, it was tiring and it took exactly 50 minutes after walking and asking the security guard (literally 50 minutes, I'm not joking). Not only that, tomorrow wednesday at 3 A.M. I must wake up to start our trip to Hong Kong. I've got exactly 6 hours left to sleep or I'll lose my chance forever.
So I gotta go and sleep now, or mom will give me sleeping pills to force me to sleep (or so she said).
