Am: Tiffany, do you smell something?
Me: ..No?
Am: It smells like poop.
Me: Oh, its my armpit.
Am: What?
Me: This foul smell is my armpit's smell. You wanna smell more?
Am: *gag* No, thank you...
Me: Seriously, here I'll show you my armpit...
Am: Pfftt.. AHAHAHA
Am: Tiffany, if anything, it's my armpit that smells.
Me: How is that possible?
Am: I used deodorant this morning.
Me: Cool. Your armpit is better than mine.
Am: Actually, your armpit is smoother than mine.
Me: No, you don't need to be kind.
Am: No, you must not be the one.
Me: Your armpit...
Am: Your armpit...
Mi: Guys, what is wrong with the topic of your conversation? It sure as hell ain't normal!
Mi: You guys are gross.
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