Sequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'.
Should I rate this book as a mature book?
I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t.
Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind.
And let me tell you, once you leave this bo...
There's a person, a girl who flinches when Tiffany accidentally or purposely touches her. A girl who turns mad when Tiffany touches her for more than 3 seconds. A hot-tempered girl who needs to enter the anger management because of her anger issues. A girl who got a disease called Anti-Tiffany.
My sister, Priscillia A. Fang.
She hates my touch so much that I used to think that she hated me. Thankfully, my pessimistic side was beaten up by my optimist side, and instead of mulling it over and being sad by it, I decided to take action.
Well not an action project called, "Erase the Anti-Tiffany disease." but an action project called, "Worsen the Anti-Tiffany disease!"
Me: *nudges*
Sis: ...stop it, Tiffany.
Me: What? I didn't do anything!
Sis: ...
Me: *nudges*
Sis: Stop picking a fight with me.
Me: I'm not!
Sis: ...
Me: ...
Sis: ...
Me: *nudges*
Sis: TIFFANY!
Me: I swear that was coincidental.
Sis: One more time, I'm calling mom.
Me: ...
Sis: ...
Me: *evil grin* Muehehehehehe...
Me: *nudges*
Sis: TIFFANYYYY!!!
Me: WHAT? I'M INNOCENT!
Sis: Mom!!!! Tiffany is bothering me!
Me: *waits for mom to pop out of nowhere*
Me: ...
Sis: MOM?
Me: MUAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE CAN PROTECT YOU ANYMORE!!!
Sis: MOMMMM????
Sis: MOMMMM!!! HELPPPPP!!!!
Sis: ...
Sis: Fuck.
Me: Let the show begins!
I was searching gifs of people touching others, and most results involve sex, I don't want Wattpad label this book as mature book so I won't be posting them here. (Even though just by listening to my words, you've had a perverted mind already)
Me: *touches her fingers*
Sis: NOOOOO!!!!
Me:*touches her legs*
Sis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Me: *grins* HUAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY SKIN, FEEL ITTTTT!!!
Sis: NOOOOOOO!
Let's pause there for a second. It's turning into molestation. Let's all take a deep breath..... and exhale. Clear your mind from dirty things, ex: poop, vomits, etc. And fill your thoughts with beautiful things, ex: people bagging each other, people touching each other, etc. Wait, some readers are underaged. Screw it, you've probably watched some hentai right? Then I'm not the source of your perverted mind, I'm safe.
Me: DO YOU SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS WHEN OUR SKIN TOUCHES????? (I can't believe I said this)
Sis: NO! IT'S DISGUSTING! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PEST!
Me: NOT UNTIL YOU SUFFER!!! *touches her more*
Sis: NOOOOO!!!! ARGHHHHH!!!
Me: HUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sis: HELPPPPPP!! MOMMMMM!!!
Mom: *pops out of nowhere* What is happening here?
Me: Oops. Nothing. Just some skin-bonding between us sisters.
Sis: *looks at me horrifically* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? DID YOU FORGET?
Me: Umm... It's just normal skin contact between sisters, you know?
Sis: WHAT?
Me: I mean aren't you exaggerating? It's just normal skin contact. Don't tell me you think otherwise.
Sis: WTF.
Me be like...
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