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Me: Get ready guys. We will catch the terrorists today!
Mi: *giggles* We sure will, ma'am.
A: Why aren't we moving yet?
Me: Shush! I hear footsteps!
A: ...
Me: Oh, forget it. It's just me tapping the ground.
A: ...
Mi: *giggles*
A: We are on the battlefield, we shouldn't joke at times like this, ma'am.
Me: Oh, please! Don't be so serious. You're killing off the mood.
Mi: *giggles*
A: But however you may look at this situation, we have been waiting too long!
A: Can't we just go into the building right now and catch those bloody terrorists?!
Me: Hey! Why didn't you tell me that sooner?
A: W-what? Isn't that the most logical thing we should be doing right now?
Me: I thought you've been holding your bladder, and maybe you want to let them out now?!
A: We are on the battlefield, ma'am! There's no toilet and I've not been holding my bladder!
Me: Oh now you're blaming me?!
A: Yes it is technically your fault!
Mi: Guys, the commander wants us to go into the building now!
Me: Yeah, yeah. SOLDIERS!
Soldiers: Yes, ma'am!
Me: WE WILL EXPERIENCE DEATH, I MEAN VICTORY, FROM THIS MOMENT WE ENTER THIS BUILDING! LET'S CATCH THOSE BLOODY TERRORISTS SHALL WE?!
Soldiers: Yes----
A: FUCK THAT. JUST GO! GO! GO!
Me: YOU ARE NOT THE LEADER! THE LEADER IS ME! WHY ARE TOU TAKING MY CATCHPHRASE?!?!
A: Fuck off, leader.
Terrorist 1: *shoots randomly* WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!
Me: *do a headshot* HELL YEAH!
Terrorist 1: *killed*
Me: Guys! Find the leader of this pack! THOSE WHO CAN KILL HER, WILL GET A KISS FROM ME!
Terrorists: CAN WE JOIN YOUR SIDE INSTEAD?
Me: FINE! JUST FIND YOUR EX-LEADER AND KILL HER!
Terrorists: AND WE WILL GET YOUR KISS FOR THE PRIZE!
Me: Sure sure.
Me: Ha! Seems like nobody will be getting the prize. I found the leader sooner than them!
Me: You!
Am: What?
Me: Are you the leader of this terrorists?
Am: Yea why?
Me: ...
Me: HANDS UP! OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!
Am: ...
Am: Ew.
Am: No.
Am: Gross.
Me: ...
Me: Aren't supposed to be saying "Help. Please don't hurt me. I will surrender!"
Am: Ew.
Am: No.
Am: Gross.
Me: WTF.
Am: Wait.
Me: What?
Am: Something is coming.
Me: Who? Someone that betrayed you? Oh my----
Am: No. My bladder.
Me: ...
Am: I wanna pee first. Can we continue this play later?
Me: ...
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