When I was young,
Vi: Hey, Tiffany. You're my friend right?
Me: Yeah, I am. Why?
Vi: There's so many of my friends gossiping about me behind my back...
Me: Oh... How do you know about that?
Vi: I heard them in the bathroom yesterday. SH and Mel were gossiping about me saying I'm a bitch.
Me: Well you kinda are...
Me: Oh wow. They're not your real friends then. They're just some... yeah for not realising that you're perfect.
Me: Eh, nobody's perfect. Even if there is, definitely not you.
Vi: Thank you. But you're my friend right, Tiffany?
Me: Err.. yeah sure.
Vi: You are my best friend right?
Me: Yeah!
Vi: You will never betray me right?
Me: Of course not!
Me: I already did.
Vi: Swear to God?
Me: ...
Me: Uhh... yeah swear to..yeah...
Vi: Great!
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Nowadays,
Li: Hey, you're my best friend right?
Me: Nope. My best friend is Am.
Li: I mean, you're my friend right?
Me: Nope.
Li: Hah? Then what am I to you?
Me: A stranger.
Li: I hate you.
Me: Good to hear that our feelings are mutual.
Li: *annoyed* I hate you! *walked away*
Me: ...
Am: Tiffany, why are you being such a bitch to her?
Me: I'm having my period. Don't blame me.
Am: righttttt...
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HumorSequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'. Should I rate this book as a mature book? I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t. Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind. And let me tell you, once you leave this bo...
