Sis: *snickers*
Mom: Priscil, what are you doing?
Sis: Me? Oh, I'm stalking the other priscillias in instagram.
Mom: What?
Sis: I wanna see if they deserve to receive the name priscillia.
Me: Are they all ugly like you?
Sis: Fuck off.
Mom: How is it?
Sis: They're all pretty, or even better, prettier than me! *gasps*
Me: So, you're the ugliest of all.
Sis: ...
Me: hm?
Me: Why isn't she countering?
Sis: *murmurs* omg, she can do taekwondo? dammit.....
Sis: ...my god, she has such a hot boyfriend...
Me: Wut.
Sis: ...oh, she's half korean? my, my..
Sis: what a nice body that she has...
Sis: Look at those them eight packs. damn.
Sis: Thank god that I excel in Math, at least I have something that I can be proud of, or I'll be losing to the other priscillias.
Me: *looks at her in pity* Now she's comparing herself to the others? *shakes head*
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