Friend: Tif, what do you think he likes as a present?
Me: Hm? You're planning on giving him a present?
Friend: Yeah, his birthday is near and I can't think of any presents I should give to him.
Me: You've come to the right person, hun. *pats her on the shoulder*
Me: It's pretty easy.
Me: tie a knot with two loops and two ends to make a bow and place it on your head. Show yourself to him, and say, "Honey, I'm the present."
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HumorSequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'. Should I rate this book as a mature book? I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t. Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind. And let me tell you, once you leave this bo...
