Me: Am, ya know, I'm gonna make 1 couple of manga characters. I've decided the guy is gonna be a half human half leopard.
Am: Uh-huh.
Me: What about the girl? Half human half....?
Am: What do you want?
Me: Animals that are cute...
Am: Um...rabbit?
Me: Other than rabbit?
Am: Sugar gliders? Squirrels?
Me: They are small animals. How do you expect a Squirrel to mate with a leopard?
Am: Mate?! You want to mate them? What is wrong with you?
Me: Its fiction bruh. Come on, other cute animals?
Am: Ask other people.
Me: Fine.
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Me: Mi, name me a cute animal.
Mi: *giggles* Rabbit!
Me: Other than that?
Mi: Squirrels!
Me: ...Other than that????
Mi: Monkeys?
Me: What? You think monkeys are cute?
Mi: Yeah, why not?
Me: ...nothing. Thanks anyway.
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Me: A, name me a cute animal.
A: Seal.
Me: *WTF MODE*
Me: OTHER THAN THAT!
A: Kangaroo.
Me: Aw come on! You want the leopard to be kicked by the kangaroo while mating? The leopard gonna get K.O(ed).
A: Mosquitoes?
Me: WHAT THE HELL????? YOUR LEVEL OF CUTENESS AND MY LEVEL OF CUTENESS TOTALLY DIFFERS!!!
A: Mosquitoes are cute.
Me: No they aren't. Don't forget the fact that they suck your blood. They bite you.
Am: It's fine, right A? If they bite you just bite them back!
Me: What is wrong with my friends????!?!?!???!
Mi: *giggles*
Mi: Oh, I know one cute animal.
Me: What is it?
Mi: Caterpillar!!!!
Me: HAAA?????
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Me: E, name me a cute animal.
E: Sloth.
Me: Eww no. Ask Ta.
E: Ta, name a cute animal.
Ta: ME.
Me: *facepalms*
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RESULT
Male lead:
Half human Half leopard
Female lead:
Half human Half wolf
I GIVE UPPPPP!!! ARGHHH
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