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Ch. 55| That moment when...

I was having dinner with my family just now and the most annoying thing happened to me.

My dinner table is a war zone. Once you avert your eyes, that lovable chunk of chicken on your plate will be snatched away in a milisecond. Apparently, I was so happy and proud of myself because I got a 100 in my English Speaking assesment today that I forgot that most important thing.

Me: ...

Me: Okay, let's take every food you like before they run out.

Me: *put them in my plate*

Me: *sighs* I'm safe.

And so dinner started.

Everybody talked, some were exaggerated facts and others are to distract us from our food.

Me: So, Dad. Today I got 100 in my TED talk speaking assesment.

Dad: Oh wow. What did you talk about?

Me: Different people have different topics. Mine was 'How to remove creativity block?"

Mom: Tell him about what you say.

Me: I'm not gonna do that mom. That took like a 5 minutes rant. Anyway we must find a solution to our problem and my solution is to fill your thoughts with negativity---

Dad: ...

Mom: Actually it doesn't make sense.

Me: It does. Like you know your negative thoughts is the source of your imagination and creativity because you will always imagine things that will never happen to you.

Dad: I'm listening...

Me: And I found this website where a guy had anxiety disorder and he imagined things that will never happen to him and he got loads of imagination, however that result in him not able to differentiate the reality and the fantasy.

Dad: Uhuh...

Me: And so yeah. That just keeps going, but that was the whole point of my speech.

Me: Oh, shoot. I left a chicken. Oh, don't worry.

Me: You need to save the best for the last!

Mom: Tiffany, that chicken is good. You're not gonna eat it? Don't waste foods!

Her hand extends as she stabbed the chicken with her fork, and she slowly and infruitatingly placed the chicken inside her mouth.

Horror strucked me.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Me: MY CHICKENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Me: I'VE BEEN WAITING TO TASTE THE LAST BITEEEEE!!!!!

Me: GIVEEEEEE MEEEE BACKKKKK MYYYY CHICKENNNN!

And so, I cried in the corner. Cursing at life for being constantly unfair to me.

Quote of the day: "Humans in this world won't be able to die a virgin, because life will fuck them all."