Physics teacher (again): Okay, in this classroom, who likes to eat fried rice?
5 students raised their hands.
Teacher: Now, I'm about to tell you a story involving fried rice.
Teacher: Listen.
Teacher: I have a friend who loves to eat fried rice.
Teacher: After going home from work that day, he went to a small restaurant and he ordered a fried rice and a cup of tea.
Teacher: Since he was super hungry, he finished his food pretty fast and soon he was paying the bill and about to ride home.
Teacher: He was riding a bike. He put on his helmet and suddenly, he couldn't see anything. He was blind and he also can't hear anything, he felt that something must have gone wrong.
Teacher: He started thinking the possibilities. Maybe it was because he ate the fried rice. It was a possibility, since it was pretty cheap and maybe the food poisoned him.
Teacher: So what do you think happen? Why did he suddenly lose his eyesight and his hearing abilities?
Students: It's gonna some lame joke again! I'm sure!
Students: Uh.. I don't know. Because of food poisoning?
Teacher: Wrong! You want to hear the answer?
Students: Yeah. what is it?
Teacher: It's because he was using his helmet backwards.
Students: ...
Students: I'm done with your lame jokes, sir.
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