M: Tiff, have you studied Chinese Exam?
Me: Nope. I'VE BEEN PROCASTINATING FOR THE WHOLE DAY AND I'VE GOT 8 HOURS LEFT BEFORE THE EXAM STARTS.
M: Same.
Me: I never thought that tomorrow will be the last day of our exams! WOHOOO!
M: Do you have skype?
Me: No. Too lazy to make one. Too lazy to find out other people's contacts. IM LAZY IM LAZY IM LAZY.
M: okay got it.
Me: Why don't you make me one? Bc i'm lazyyyyy.
M: Okay sure. What's your email address?
Me: Search by yourself. Im too lazy to type the email. Too lazy to tell you. Typing tires me out.
M: For God's sake. TIFFANY IM SERIOUS.
Me: Im too lazy i told ya.
M: TIFFAAAAAAAANNNYYYYY
Me: what
M: TIFFFAAAAANNNNYYYYYYY
Me: srsly what
M: Whats ur email
Me: lazyyyyyyyyy
M: *calls me*
Me: Im too lazy to pick up the phone.
M: TIFFFAAAANNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Me: im srs. How do you even pick up the phone?
M: *calls me once again*
M: How do you not know how to pick up the phone???
Me: i mean there's no sliding button here... its weird. How?
M: Ask Google!
Me: Im lazyyyyyy.
M: Pick up the phone goddamn it. Its emergency!
Me: Okay fine fine.
M: Finally!
Me: Wait. How do you pick up the phone again?
M: TIFFFAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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