I know that I've been neglecting my readers (aka you). And instead of fixing my bad habit, I have decided to take A WEEK OFF! YAYYYY! I'm so tired (no you're not tiffany) for doing so many works (writing one chapter is a hard work for you?!) since personal problems have been coming up one after another (personal problems? like what? the possibility of you not marrying Luffy in the future?). So I'm sorry guys (you're not sorry, you'll have a week off. Admit it. You're happy).
How to block off your mom's nagging voice?
I wanted to write about this today because I received my term report card and it was no good. So let's start!
1st step: When your mom starts to mention your name, like for example, "Tiffany! Why couldn't you---" "Tiffany, you should--" "Tiffany, I told you--" "Tiffany!" "Tiffany!" "TIFFANYYYYYYY!". Then reply: "SHUTAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!"
No, I'm kidding. That will be rude and I'll be slapped across my face by my mom. You should imagine things you like, for example: Luffy, Luffy hugging you, Luffy marrying you, Luffy having kids with you (omg I'm blushing even though I don't do blushes), Luffy kissing you, Luffy having se---- oops! I almost went into the dark side there. Anyway, the solution is: imagine Luffy! But don't fall in love with him! I know he's hot and you liking him is understandable, but HE'S MINE!
2nd step: When your mom continues on ranting and comparing you to a certain someone, it's time for you to compare her with the others!
For example:
Mom: Why couldn't you be like A?
Me: Why couldn't you be like A's mom?
Mom: *slapped me*
This time, I'm serious. Don't worry for getting slapped because it's worth it! :)
3rd step: When your sister starts to join in the conversation and instead of helping you, she makes the situation worser, pretend like she doesn't exist.
For example:
Sis: You should listen to mom, Tiffany!
Me: --You are, you are, you are, you are, you are. Making my life much greener, yeah yes--
Sis: What mom was saying is right. The prove is, right now I'm better than you.
Me: Just say you feel the way that I feel---
Mom: Why couldn't you be like her? Both of you eat rice, why couldn't you beat her?
Me: I'M FEELING SEXUAL! SO WE SHOULD BE SEXUALLLLLL!!!!!
Mom: *slapped me*
The point is, just pick a very disturbing and inappropriate song. Again, getting slapped is worth it :)
And the whole purpose of this is actually not 'how to block off your mom's nagging voice', it's actually 'how to get a firmer cheekbones'.
Getting slapped a lot of times, will get you to hospital actually. Not firmer cheekbones. Whatever.
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