Me: Sis where are you
How dare you make me wait for you
i've been waiting in the lobby for 30 minutes
where are you now that i need ya?
where are you NOW?
let's watch fantastic beast after this
together, just the two of us
we'll have a date
i'm spamming you i know
but i love it
who do you love the most, dad or mom?
or me?
OR MEEEEE?
WHERE ARE YOU???
ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONS TO YOUR PHYSICS TEACHER
DON'T DO THAT, COME BACK JACK
DON'T GET ANGRY PLS
GET ANNOYED INSTEAD
MY ECONOMY TEST IS DAMNN
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MATH, IS IT GOOD
THE TASTE I MEAN
DO I ENTERTAIN YOU
WHERE ARE YOU NOW
HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME
AM I THAT ANNOYING?
REALLY? THANK YOU.
OH I JUST REALISED IM USING CAPS
I LOVE CAPS
WHERE ARE YOU
IM SRSLY GONNA KILL YOU
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 1 HOUR NOW
SRSLY THO WHERE ARE YOU???!!!!
IF THERE'S STH THAT CAN EXPRESS MY FRUSTRATION RN THAN CAPS I WOULD LOVE USING UT
UT TYPOS
IT GODAMN IT
GODDAMN, TYPOS FOR GOD'S SAKEY
SAKE ARGHHHH
LIKE I ASIAD, WHERE ARE YOU?
SAID I MEANT
FUCK TYPOS
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME WAIT FOR YOU
ARGHHHH
IM DYING HELP
Sis: I'm not even reading your messages. Anyway, i'm coming there.
Me: GUd.
GOOD I MENA.
MEAN YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD TYPOS
Sis: Are you high?
Me: ... I'm srsly changing my phoen after this.
PHONE!!!!!!
Sis: ....
YOU ARE READING
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HumorSequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'. Should I rate this book as a mature book? I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t. Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind. And let me tell you, once you leave this bo...
