So, there's this germany guy that I started talking to eversince we met in Instagram. We clicked right away when we first talked to each other; he loves anime, and I love Luffy, everything was perfect with cherry on top.
He asked where I'm from and vice versa. And we're getting to know each other using these small and general topics. I stalked him, found out that he's 16 years old eventhough his face screamed 30. (I don't understand white/ black people, like how can they look so adult-like while being 13 or 15 years old?! Most asians, when they're 13 they looked 13. They didn't look like someone who just reached adulthood and has passed the stage of puberty!)
Well, we got into some misunderstanding, he got these whole streotypes towards the asians and I got more streotypes towards white people. But thankfully, we didn't get into a fight, just some exaggerated and false facts that we continuosly believe eversince we're young.
And finally, he asked me a question.
Him: How tall are you?
Me: I'm 158 cm.
Him: you smol
Him: that's so cute
Me: It's not cute!
Me: How bout you?
Him: I'm 1.86 m.
Me: ...
Me: ...what
Me: are you sure?
Me: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. HOW CAN YOU BE THAT TALLLLL?!?!?!?!
Me: omg
Me: omg
Him: tiffany chill.
Him: calm down.
Me: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN WHEN YOU'RE THAT TALL.
Me: EVEN MY DAD IS 180 CM
Him: omg. Holy shit.
Me: okay. Let me get this clear.
Me: How old are you?
Him: 16
Me: and how tall are you?
Him: 1.86 m
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARE YOU A FUCKING GIRAFFEE WTF
Him: jesus christ.
Me: I CANT BELIEVE THIS. YOU'RE 1.86 M.
Me: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S NOT CENTIMETERS? OR EVEN BETTER, MILLIMETERS?!?!?!
Him: um no.
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT HAS THE WORLD BECOME. ARE YOU A FUCKING GIANT. ARE YOU...GOD
Him: um no.
Well anyway, I talked about this to my friends the next morning. And they were like...
Am: Tiffany. You do realise that 1.86 meter is 186 centimeters right?
Me: ....
Me: ....
Me: wait what?
Me: are you serious?
Am: OH MY GOD. TIFFANY. I THOUGHT YOU'RE GOOD IN MATH.
Me: wait. 1.86m is 186cm? Fucking hell.
Me: Are you serious?
Am: I am.
Me: omg I can't believe that. I'M SO STUPID. OMG.
Am: HAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAGAG
Me: Shut up, Am. I'm so embarrased right now. I can't believe this. Omg.
Am: HAGAGAGAGGAGAGA What did you think when he said 1.86 m?
Me: I thought he was like 5 to 10 meters or sth.
Am: HAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAG. THOSE PEOPLE DON'T EXIST. HAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAGAGGA
Me: Shut up, Am.
Am: You're like "How's the view up there?"
Me: //buried face//
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