Sorry for posting this chapter really really late.
Me while doing business
AK: Okay guys, we need to sell this 100 cakes within 15 minutes because that is all the time we get.
Us: Let's do this! We can do it!
AK: That's the spirit.
Am: We sell cake in a jar and cookies. Please buy!
Me: ...
JA: Please buy! One for 40k, Three for 100k!
Customer1: How much is the drink?
JA: 10k, do you want to buy our cakes too? Please do!
Customer1: Sure.
JA: 50k it is.
JA: Thank you for buying.
Me: I don't think that we can sell 100 cakes in 15 minutes, AK. I think we need to move.
AK: Great idea, why don't you move?
Me: Uh... um... okay, sure.
Me: Shouldn't have recommended this idea.
AK: Okay, you bring 3 cakes with you and some change, just to make sure if you need it.
AK: Bring Am together with you.
Me: Ok. Am let's go. Bring another 3 cakes with you.
Am: Yes.
Me: ...
Am: ...
Me: ...
Am: PLEASE BUY OUR CAKES! ONE CAKE IS 40K, PLEASE BUY! ANYONE?
Me: Am, don't shout in my freaking ears!
Am: I'm not.
Am: PLEASE BUY, COME ON GUYS, BUY!
Customers: UHHHHH......
Me: You are scaring them away!
Am: Buy? Customers, people! BUY THEM!
Customers: UHHHHHH.....
Am: Sir, buy one please? Pretty please...
Customers: Uh, no thanks. *walks away*
Am: Sir! Sir! Please buy!
Me: Am, you shouldn't do that.
Am: Hmph.
Me: Watch and learn!
Am: ...
Me: Erm.. excuse me, do you want to buy our cakes?
Customer2: Uhh, how much is one cake?
Me: 40K for one, and 100k for three.
Customer2: I'm sorry can you repeat that again?
Me: 40k for one, and 100k for three.
Customer2: No thanks, that's so expensive.
Me: ...
Me: Please at least buy one, we made these cakes by ourselves.
Customer2: Can you lower the price?
Me: No. But please buy one.
Customer2: I'm sorry it's just so expensive...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Am: See, it's not that easy. *whispers*
Me: YO, BITCH. YOU DON'T WANNA BUY, I'LL FUCKING CUT THAT HEAD OF YOURS AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET. NOW, NOW, WE DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, DO WE? SO WHY DON'T BUY THE WHOLE GODDAMN CAKES AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT OR I'LL FUCKING DO IT FOR YA?!
Customer2: Yes, miss... I'll buy 5. How much is it? *whimpers*
Me: IT'S 200K. I SHOULD THANK YOU FOR BUYING OUR CAKES, NOW TO NOT MAKE ME ANGRY ANYMORE WHY DON'T YOU SPREAD THE NEWS ABOUT HOW FUCKING WONDERFUL OUR CAKES ARE, OR I'LL CUT YOUR LIMBS TO PIECES!
Customer2: Y-yes...I-I will...
Me: Now shoo!
Me: *puts on a smile* I understand. We will go and ask the other customers instead. Thank you for being interested in our cakes, bitch.
Customer2: What did you say?
Me: Oh, nothing. Just expressing my gratitude.
Customer2: Oh, it's not a problem.
Me: Bye then. *smiled* *walked away*
Am: I told you we need to force them to buy these cakes.
Me: I wish I have the confidence to actually force them.
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