My birthday is coming soon!!!
Me: What is your type, A?
A: Of what?
Me: A man, a guy, as a boyfriend.
A: I only need one strong point that he need to have.
Me: What is it?
A: He needs to be able to cook.
Me: ...
A: Because, you know, I can't cook. So I need someone who will be able to keep me alive. Or I'll just burn down the whole house because I caused fire in my kitchen.
Me: Lololololololol
Me: What kind of strong points that you want to have in your boyfriend?
Mi: *giggles*
Me: Oh, I know! ZORO!
Mi: *giggles* definitely.
Me: I knew it. You're totally my best friend.
Me: What kind of strong points that you want to have in your boyfriend?
Am: There's a lot.
Me: Name it.
Am: I'm just gonna tell you one. A guy who has a dog.
Me: ...
Me: Wait!
Me: What if, is a dog?
Am: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Am: What about you? What kind of strong points that you want to have in your boyfriend?
Me: ...
Am: You're not allowed to answer Luffy.
Me: Fuck.
Am: A real life person. Name his characteristics.
Me: ...
Me: A kind guy.
Me: He's a diligent guy, who's way smarter than me.
Me: He's rich, like billionaire rich. The kind of guy that has a house in every fucking country in this world. The guy who has a private jet. That kind of rich, yes.
Me: I think that's it...
Am: I'm sure there's more.
Am: Okay, let me spill them out more for you.
Me: sure.
Am: He must be taller than you.
Am: He wants to cuddle with you.
Am: He has an eight-pack. Handsome as hell. Sexy as hell.
Am: The guy that makes other girls drool.
Am: The guy that has a dark history for you to save him.
Me: ...
Me: How do you know me so well?
Am: Of course, it's because I'm Am!
Me: Oh, add one more thing.
Am: What is it?
Me: He must be gay.
Am: What? Then why do you want him as your boyfriend?
Me: If he's gay, I can pair them up and watch them make love to each other from the corner of the room. I'll be their private stalker.
Am: WTF.
Me: ;)
Am: But, isn't that like, impossible?
Me: That's why, I'll just fucking love Luffy.
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