Sequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'.
Should I rate this book as a mature book?
I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t.
Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind.
And let me tell you, once you leave this bo...
My family believes in The 12 Chinese animal zodiacs. I was born in 2002, and so my zodiac is horse, my sister who was born in 2001, is a snake, my dad is a monkey and my mom is a dragon. What my parents believe most in these zodiacs is the compatibility of one zodiac to the other.
Let's take an example, here's my compatibility with other zodiacs:
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My parents don't actually really care about who I'm gonna end up with, but they make sure that I won't end up with Rat, Ox, Horse and Rooster.
Mom: Priscil, RP just posted a picture of a girl in his Instagram yesterday, do you know about it?
My sis: Yea, I know. It's not uncommon for him to take pictures of girls considering that he's a photographer, I mean girls tend to be more fashionable than boys.
Me: RP is such a playboy, why did you even like him?
My sis: He's not a playboy, he just have too many girlfriends. I mean friends who are girls.
Mom: Wasn't his zodiac rabbit?
My sis: I don't know. Why?
Mom: Rabbit is the symbol for playboy so it's understandable that he's a playboy. He also often go to the mall with his girl-friends, right?
My sis: I mean yeah, but rabbit? I don't think so.
Me: RP was one year older than sister, so he's born in 2000. He's a dragon.
Me: Wait a minute, now that I think about it E is also a dragon.
Mom: RP is a dragon????
My sis: Oh yeaaa... yea he is.
Me: Just like E.
Mom: Seriously? E is also a dragon????
Me: Uh, yeah. Why?
Mom: Oh my God. There's a saying that says, if a household has 3 dragons, they will be rich, like really really rich. I'm already a dragon myself, and two dragons already come knocking at our door. This is a golden opportunity.
Mom: Tiffany.
Me: Yes, mom.
Mom: Priscillia.
My sis: Yes, mom.
Mom: I shall give the both of you a permission to make RP and E, yours. Today, we shall go hunt some dragons. *smirks*
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This is how asian families decide who will be their significant other. But well, I'm not complaining, I mean, Mom has already given approval of our soon-to-be-relationship. I can be with Mr. E. SJKSJKSJKSJKSJSJKSJ FUCK YES.
