The three of us, my sister, my mother and I, were watching a korean drama together on our bedroom. We were laying down on our stomach and something caught my mom's attention.
Mom: Why do you keep clutching that doll?
Me: Sis, that doll might turn into Chucky. HAHAHA.
Sis: This so-called doll is my daughter! Stop harassing her! *hugs tightly*
Me: So childish. *scoffs*
Mom: I never saw your friends playing dolls and barbies anymore, Priscil.
Sis: Well, I am not playing dolls and houses! This is my daughter!
Mom: How can that be your daughter? It's dead.
Sis: *pouts* whatever.
Me: That doll will bring me nightmares. Seriously.
Sis: *tightening hugs*
Mom: ...
Me: ... *focused watching the drama*
Sis: ...
Mom: Priscil, I will make sure to hang your so-called daughter. I'm serious.
Sis: No! Moooommmmmm!!!!
Me: ...
Mom: Just don't ever let go of that doll. And it will be fine.
Sis: Please. Mooommmm!!!! Nooooo!!! *hugs tightly*
Me: ...
Mom: Tiffany, watch her moves. When she let go of the doll, snatch it from her.
Me: Yes, Sir--- I mean ma'am!
Sis: Tiffaaannnyyyy! Don't do this to me! Please! *shifts away from me*
Me: It's just a doll. Chill.
Sis: It's my daughter!!!
Mom: Tiffany never even treated her dolls like her own daughter.
Me: I treated them alright! It's just that I still have my common sense, while she has lost it!
Mom: okay. Sure. Back to watching.
Me: ...
Sis: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Sis:...
Mom: *nudges me* *eyes shifting from my sister's doll to me*
Me: *coughs* *smiles*
Sis: What?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Sis: Oh! NOOOO!!!! DON'T YOU DARE!
Mom: Tiffany! You shouldn't have laughed!
Me: I can't seem to hold back my laughter! HAHAHAHA!
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Sis: *pouts*
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Sis: ...
15 minutes later, when I almost forgot about the deal...
Sis: I'm gonna go to toilet.
Mom: sure.
Me: ...
Sis: *went out of the room*
Mom: Tiffany!
Me: What?
Mom: The doll!
Me: Oh yeah!
Mom: Guard the door!
Me: This is so EXCITING!
Mom: *takes the doll* Where should I hang this?
Me: Oh, by that window!
Mom: Excellent!
Me: *smiles smugly*
5 minutes later, when she went back...
Sis: So, how's the drama?
Me: It's um has been um wow.
Mom: *give me the glares* Nothing exciting happen while you're gone.
Sis: Oh okay.
Me: ..
Mom: ...
Sis: *sits down next to me*
Mom: mmpff *holds back laughter*
Me: mmpfffHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mom: HAHAHAHAHHA! Tiffany! No laughing!
Sis: *stares at us weirdly* Wait... WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!?!?!?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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