Me: What if you die tomorrow?
Am: Let's see.. I will spend my entire day with my family. Bidding goodbyes and giving one last hugs to everyone.
Me: Won't you come to me?
Am: Aww, I will. Don't worry, you're like my first friend I'll ever think of after my families.
Me: Thank you...
Me: What if you die tomorrow?
Mi: *giggles* Um.. I will sleep the whole day? And um.. there will be cries and pleadings from my families.
Me: You won't do anything other than sleep? You sure?
Mi: Maybe, I'll spend the whole day with my families.
Me: What if you die tomorrow?
Sis: Fuck you.
Me: What? You want to fuck me? Ew sis. I didn't know that you're lesbian.
Sis: No! That's not what I meant!
Me: Okay, okay. What if you die tomorrow? Serious question.
Sis: What if you die tomorrow?
Me: Um... let's see. I will write a letter.
Sis: To mom?
Me: Definitely.
Sis: About what?
Me: About telling her to give my zoro figurines to Mi, and then give my Hinata and Tobio figurines to Na and Ja, and then give my yaoi collections to A. What else, do I miss? Ah yes! Luffy's figurines. Aw, man. I can't give Luffy's figurines to anyone else. Ah I'll probably say, "Mom, do not sell or give Luffy's figurines to anyone, and don't throw them out either. Eventhough my body will be rotten under the ground, my soul will always be with Luffy. If you give my luffy's figurines to anyone else, I'm going to haunt you at night."
Sis: You ungrateful dumb fuck.
Me: What?
Sis: You shoulda have said goodbye and how grateful you are at how mom is raising you until this big. And now, you're prioritizing your figurines compared to mom? I'm telling mom!
Me: W-wait, no!
Sis: MOM!
Me: What if you die tomorrow, mom?
Mom: Shush! Don't say that again, Tiffany!
Me: Okay, sorry,
Mom: We don't spell the words like 'die' easily, Tiffany. Without us knowing, God can easily make it happen to us the next day.
Me: Okay, sorry.
Mom: Good.
Me: What if you die tomorrow?
Va: ...seriously?
Me: Seriously.
Va: *gives me middle finger*
Me: Thank you so much for the information.
Me: What if you die tomorrow?
A: ...
Me: ...Hm?
A: Let's see.
Me: She's going to spend her time with families, bid goodbyes, crying and more crying, blah blah blah.
Me: Yeah?
A: I'm going to burn down this school.
Me: What?
A: I mean like, it's the last day of my life. Why not grant myself a single wish I've always wanted?
Me: ...what about the cops?
A: Well, I'm dead the next day, aren't I? So YOLO.
Me: Niceeeee.....
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Give me your answers, I would love to see your unexpected replies towards this serious question. A's answers are rad though.
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