Me: *Laying down on a bed*
Me: *closed my eyes and about to sleep*
Sis: ...
Me: ...
Sis: Are you asleep?
Me: Not yet.
Sis: I'll probably take the whole night to do this goddamn project.
Me: Okay.
Sis: ...
Me: ...
Sis: Goodnight.
Me: Good--- *opened eyes*
Sis: ...
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
Sis: Are you asleep now?
Me: No way.
Sis: Huh?
Me: *grab my glasses*
Sis: What's wrong?
Me: FUCK, SIS. THERE'S A COCKROACH.
Sis: Where?
Me: On the wall, 10 cm away from me.
Sis: You need to get away.
Me: Wait. *grabs phone* Let me take a selfie first.
Sis: ...
Me: OMG You are so big, you little pest. *takes a selfie*
Sis: Are you done? get over here.
Me: Wait. *takes a pic and upload in snapchat, caption: OMG JUST FOUND A HUGE COCKROACH ON THE WALL WTF WTF IM SO SCARED. SOMEONE HELP ME. *
Sis: ...you done?
Me: Yep.
Me: Now, *takes a deep breath* RiiiiiiiivvaAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!
Sis: fuck.
Riv: What?
Me: A COCKROACH HELP!!!!
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