Happy late Halloween guys!!!
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On Sunday morning,
Me: *left the bathroom*
Mom: *realized that the bathroom's lights were still on* Tiffany..
Me: *about to leave the room* yes mom?
Mom: Turn off the bathroom's lights please..
Me: *kept walking towards the door* no.
Mom: Tiffany.
Me: *was about to turn the knob handle and step out of the room*
Mom: TIFFANY!
Me: *ignored her and left the room*
Mom: TURN THE BATHROOM'S LIGHTS---
The door slammed shut.
Mom: TIFFAAAANNNYYYYY!!!!!!
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She was furious. Totally furious.
Mom: DO YOU EVEN KNOW?!?! YOUR SISTER, PRISCILLIA IGNORED ME LAST NIGHT TOO. I TOLD HER TO SLEEP EARLIER, I EVEN SHOUTED AT HER 'PRISCILLIA SLEEP RIGHT NOW', INSTEAD SHE GOT MAD AND IGNORED MY ORDER. AND YOU JUST DID THE SAME THING! WHEN YOUR DAD ASKED YOU GUYS TO WAKE THE HELL UP THIS MORNING, YOU WOKE UP IN A SECOND. BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?! YOU DARE TO IGNORE ME, YOUR MOTHER!?
Me: ...
Mom: FINE! YOU'RE GOING TO IGNORE ME AGAIN RIGHT NOW?! FROM NOW ON, NONE OF YOU ARE MY DAUGHTERS. DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME MOM! DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME TO BUY YOU ANYTHING! I HATE YOU, UNGRATEFUL CHILDRENS!
Me: ...
Mom: *left the room, shutting the door with a loud bang*
Me: My mistake... *sighs*
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{Messages}
Me: Mommmmm
Can you buy me a book??
I want it.
You are extremely kind mom
u are beautiful
momm
plsss?
preetty pls?
I'm sorry for what i did this morningggg
Mom: *has read your messages*
Me: *Waiting for mom to reply*
Mom:
Me: Mommm?
Mom:
Me:
{5 more minutes}
Me: YOU'RE IGNORING MEEEEEE
Me: Mommmmmmm? answer meeeee
Mom:
Me: ARRRGGHHHHH
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The winner: Mom
The loser: Tiffany
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