Me: Mom, let me tell you a secret.
Mom: hm, what is it?
Me: Come nearer.
Mom: What is it? *comes nearer*
Me: Nearer. I need to whisper it in your ears.
Mom: *comes nearer*
Me: *kisses her on the cheek* Muah.
Sis: NNGHHHHHGGG
Dad: HNNGGGGGHHHHH
Mom: Awww... //blushes.
Mom: I felt my heart flutters. Thank you, Tiffany.
Sis: Oh my god. Someone need to bleach my eyes.
Dad: ...//coughs. Well that was unexpected.
Mom: //thinks back again and blushes. Awww...
Sis: EWWWWW SOMEONE GIMME HOLY WATER!!!
Me: ....
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They're such awkward fools in giving affection to families, but I love them.
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