Mom: Tiffany.
Me: Mhm?
Mom: I need to tell you something.
Me: ..okayyy...
Mom: Um.. You know that young girls aren't supposed to walk home alone at night, right?
Me: Yes?
Mom: I'm saying that you shouldn't.
Me: Okay.
Mom: When young girls went home alone, they tend to be kidnapped by some stranger.
Me: ...
Mom: Sometimes, when they are kidnapped, the kidnapper will demand a ransom to her parents..
Me: Okay..
Mom: If they are lucky, they will be instantly killed in the spot.
Me: HOW IS THAT LUCKY?!
Me: Okay...
Mom: If they are not, they will be raped.
Me: Wow.
Me: It escalated way to quickly, mom!
Mom: If she is lucky, she will be raped by a man.
Me: Like I said, HOW IS THAT LUCKY, MOM?!
Me: Where is this conversation going????
Me: ...
Mom: And if she is not lucky, she will be raped by a woman.
Me: *pretend to be surprise* HUH? How can a girl be raped by another----?
Mom: It is possible, honey.
Me: How--?
Mom: You ever heard of lesbian right?
Me: Uh...yeah.
Mom: When a girl raped another girl, they---
Me: Mom! I don't want to hear!
Mom: Honey, this is for your knowledge. You need to know how lesbian do...you know with another girl.
Me: HOW IS THAT KNOWLEDGE?
Mom: Like I said, when a girl do it with another girl---
Me: Mom!
Mom: You know how girls don't have.. ehem.. p*n*s...
Me: MOM!
Mom: They use toys to put it in...
Me: MOM! MOM! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT!
Mom: But honey...
Me: AT LEAST NOT IN PUBLIC! PLEASE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Mom: ...oops.
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