Well, let's admit that we all love foods. Except for people who's dieting.
And then there's me who only eat expensive ones.
Mom: Tiffany, if you want to buy snacks, can you buy something cheaper?
Me: why?
Mom: You are wasting my money.
Me: Oh please, your money is my money.
Mom: Buy the alternative ones will you? Something cheaper than the usual ones.
Me: Mom, the cheaper ones taste cheap, okay? They taste bland, it's like eating air itself.
Mom: Stop exaggerating. It's not that bad.
Me: No. I'm still going after my usual preferences. There's no way I can taste something so cheap. Blerghhh...
Mom: ...
Next day,
Mom: Tiffany, come.
Me: Where are you bringing me?
Mom: I wanted to treat you to a meal.
Me: What's the occasion? Someone's birthday?
Mom: No one's. Just treating my own daughter, can't I?
Me: Umm... okay.
Me: YOU ARE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME, MOM!
Me: Seriously, mom. What's wrong? Are you okay?
Mom: That's not nice. Should you question your mother's kindness?
Me: uhh sorry. I'm just very curious.
Mom: Enough with the talk. Come.
Me: SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
*
Me: Wow. Thanks mom! You prepared me two bowls of noodles? I love them. You just know my favourite food.
Mom: Sure, eat them up.
Me: *started digging my food*
Me: TASTYYYYYYY.... YUM!
Mom: ...
Me: ...This is heaven.
Mom: ....
Me: *finishes the last bowl*
Mom: *smiles*
Me: Okay. I'm stuffed. I don't think I can even walk.
Mom: How was it?
Me: They're great! By the way, why are you preparing me two bowls of them?
Mom: Here's the real question.
Me: okay...
Mom: Which one is the cheap one and which one is the expensive one?
Me: ...UHHHH.....
Me: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!
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