My Middle Finger Likes You

17| Luffy-senpaiiiiii

Dedicated to -mister_ious- for helping me in writing the letter. But telling me to become myself might not be a good idea bruh. Still, I appreciate your comment. The only person who commented on the previous chapter is you bruh. Yes, I love you too. //sighs//

So why don't I just show you the finished letter?

Hello...It's me.. I've been wonderi-- Time out. Restart.

Hey, I am sending this letter to get to know more about you and maybe we can be friends? To start this letter, let me introduce myself. My name is Tiffany Angel Fang, I'm 14 and I have awesome parents whose age differs by 8 years. They're so awesome because their jokes are so cringe-worthy. Yes, for real. And then there's my jokes and lame singing voice. If you were in my class, and I was singing, your eardrums would probably blow up and the window's glass would crack. No, I'm kidding. That's what you call hyperbole. HA HA HA.

I'm sure you wanted to meet me and wondered what I might look like. Too bad, my face was not in the video that we sent you (and seeing me face to face cost you a lot- my face is expensive). Okay, that's not the real reason. Apparently, Carmen (the camera girl) forgot to put me in as well with several of my fellow classmates into the video. I was actually planning to put a big picture of my face beside Mr.Sumner's pictures, or maybe have my own slide- full of my face. And yes, I have a high confidence of myself. //coughs//

I'm not obsessed of myself, I am obsessed with One Piece, Luffy. Yes, I am that girl that write 'Luffyyyyyy //fangirls//' on the slide if you remember. I am a proud otaku! LUFFYYY IS DA BEST BRO! And I wanted to rant about how much I want to be Luffy's wife (no judging plz) for a whole page, but I won't, so rest assure.

For this paragraph, I'm gonna ask some questions to you if you don't mind (of course you won't since you'll be interrogated by the beautiful Tiffany Angel Fang HAHAHA!). So, do you have fun reading my letter? Do you smile or laugh while reading my letter? Have you fallen in lo- No. Just no. Forget the last question. Yes, FORGET IT.

Okay, I'm looking forward for your reply soon. Please don't dissapoint me. Oh, last but not least, if one of your friends get Amanda's (my bf, not breakfast DUH) letter, tell your friend that he/she will probably be amazed by her wonderful puns. Sarcasm intended.

C ya don't wanna be ya,
Tiffany A.Fang

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So, so, SO! WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS IT WEIRD? IS IT CRAZY ENOUGH? OR DO I NEED TO PUT MORE LAME JOKES IN THERE? TELL ME, TELL ME.

I need to give the weirdest impressions on him/her. I wanted to make the reader nosebleed actually. Wait, before you started to imagine something inappropriate, I'll explain it to you. What I mean is.. yes you are right. I want to make the reader literally nosebleed because of... what-you-imagine. Ehem. //coughs//

I-I'll quit.

Bubaiii👌