Ch.57| Ghostly Whispers

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I read that page from the 'What if theory' book made by hallucynated

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I read that page from the 'What if theory' book made by hallucynated

And yes, it does happen to me often. Whether it's in the morning, afternoon, or while I'm in the bathroom, or while I'm dreaming Luffy having xxx with me and my name was whispered into my ear. *shivers*

I mean, it's pretty creepy. Like what if a ghost was watching me and Luffy having xxx in the corner? Is he like mastur--- okay, I've gone off the topic. Clear your mind from the dark side, Tiffany. And welcome the bright side... is he like masturbating while watching us having xxx? *punches myself*

Me: ...

???: Tiffanyyy...

Me: ...

???: Tiffanyyyy....

Me: ...

???: Tiffannyyy!!!!

Me: ...

???: TIFFANYYYYYY!!!!

Me: WHATTT??!?!

A: Why did you ignore me?

Me: Oh, A. I thought you're an alien whispering to my ear from the other side.

A: The alien would be you.

Me: Sorry. Hahaha.

Me: ...

???: Tiffany!

Me: Ha? YES? *turns around*

Nobody called me. *shivers*

Me: *turns back* *shrugs*

???: Tiffany!

Me: ...

???: Tiffany!

Me: WHOEVER IS THAT, WHISPERING INTO MY EAR IS TICKLISH!

???: Tiffany!

Me: I TOLD YOU ALREADY. ARE YOU A DEAF GHOST. STOP TRYING TO TURN ME ON. UNLESS YOU ARE A GUY, I WON'T GET TURN ON OKAY.

Me: I KNOW THAT I AM BEAUTIFUL THAT EVEN YOU, A PRESENCE FROM THE OTHER SIDE IS ATTRACTED TO ME.

Me: But I must sadly say this, that our love will not go any further than calling names. This is what you call a forbidden love, my darling. Especially since you're a girl. I'm still interested in dicks okay?

Me: My body still belongs to Luffy-senpai. I am sad to break your heart. But we must part our ways here.

Me: Goodbye, my love. *waves hand*

???: ...

???: WTF.

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