We were having lunch in one of the Korean restaurants, and as always there's a lot of side dishes which worth more than what we ordered. My sister who sat down beside me told my father jokingly, "Why don't you order Soju?"
My father apparently took it too seriously, so did my mother. And here's how the conversation goes...
Normal Family
Kid: What's that, dad?
Dad: It's Soju, a korean type of alcoholic drink.
Kid: Is it good can I try it?
Dad: Sorry, son. You need to reach 18 before drinking these alcoholic drinks.
Kid: Ah, Okay.
My Family who basically is a little weird and wrong in the head, like I swear sometimes I think my grandparents dropped my parents when they were babies.
Me: Isn't this Soju?
Sis: Oh yeah, it is. Let's order it.
Me: Who will drink it?
Dad: Of course the four of us will drink it.... Excuse me! Can I order one bottle of Soju?
Waiter: *Brings in a bottle of Soju*
Dad: Here, taste this drink, Priscilllia.
Sis: *takes a sip* tastes weird.
Me: Does it contain soda? You know that I can't drink soda.
Mom: *takes a gulp of it* Yuck. Wine is better.
Dad: Definitely.
Mom: Tiffany, finish it.
Me: What? No. I'm not even 18 yet.
Mom: It's healthier than you eating KFC and McDonald's everyday.
Sis: Oh yeah, the compositions actually said that it's actually made out of wheat!
Mom: You finish it then, Priscillia. You know that your dad can't get drunk since he needs to be our driver.
Sis: Mom! I'm not 18 yet either!
Mom: Oh shut it. Just drink it.
Me: //facepalms//
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