Why do I keep forgetting to update? Ugh. I'm serious, my brain is a problem.
Okay, so since I've been so obsessed with One Piece, I was thinking, why don't I become a teacher instead? A teacher who's more like...
Me: Okay, class. Today we're going to memorise every birthday of One Piece's Characters.
Class: That's not possible, miss. We only have an hour.
Me: An hour is enough to force you guys swallow down the informations.
Class: *groans* Noooo!!!
Me: *laughs evilly* Yes! Oh yes!
Me: Okay, today there is a pop quiz!
Class: What? Why didn't you tell us beforehand? Like the day before?
Me: That's why it's called pop quiz! Now, pull out a blank sheet of paper and a pen. Write down the questions and answers.
Class: Oh god no!
Me: Oh yes! Oh yes it is!
Me: First question, Who help Luffy when he was about to die in Impel Down? Name 3 characters!
Me: Second question, Name Luffy's Brother(s).
Me: Third question, What caused Luffy and his crew to go in hiding for 2 years?
Me: Fourth, List 5 quotes from One Piece!
Me: Fifth, ...
and so on, and on....
I'll probably be the headmaster and own a fucking school named One Piece's School. I'll be teaching and directing at the same time. I'll bloody invite Eiichiro Oda (the creator of One Piece) to be the mascot of our school!
HAGAHAGAHAGAHAGAHAGA (When you're laughing and choking at the same time)
And I'll fucking assure you, Luffy will be my future husband.
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Not a funny chapter but whatever. I'm out of ideas today. And I even forced out ideas because I almost forgot to update; I'm bad with punctuality (in school and outside of school). So sorry guys.
Peace out xoxoxo
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