My sister doesn't know puns nor memes. I know what you're thinking, her life's sad. I know that. So I tried to use gracia261202's puns to help her understand puns by using the knock knock joke. But it proves harder than it sounds.
Me: Okay, let's start.
Me: Knock knock
My sis: What? You wanna get in?
Me: ...
Me: What? No. That's not how it goes.
Me: You're supposed to say 'who's there?'.
My sis: It's up to me on what I should answer. Who are you to order me around?
Me: I'm about to help you here. Please cooperate.
My sis: Fine. Who are you?
Me: No, it's 'who's there?'
My sis: They're the same, who cares.
Me: Excuse me, I CARE.
My sis: It has the same meaning. Whatever.
My sis: WHO ARE YOU? COME IN.
Me: SISSSS!!!!
My sis: Oh my god, Tiffany. This is getting annoying.
Me: I beg you to cooperate. Please?
My sis: ...
My sis: Who's there?
Me: Europe.
Me: Now say 'europe who?'
My sis: Who the fuck is europe?
My sis: I thought europe is a continent.
Me: Nooo, that's not itttt!!!
My sis: Who the fuck are you? If you're not going in, then fuck off.
Me: Nooo!!!
Me: Say 'europe who?'
My sis: It's the same as 'who are you?'.
My sis: Why do you keep forcing me? Omg!
Me: I'm about to say the joke, omg sister!
My sis: You're stressing me out! Fine!
My sis: ...Europe who?
Me: You're a poo.
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHA GET IT?
My sis: No.
Me: Europe who = you're a poo.
My sis: Ohhh.
My sis: ...okay.
My sis: ...
My sis: Where's the joke?
Me: that's the joke.
My sis: Is that supposed to be funny?
Me: Uhh yes.
My sis: What's so funny about that? Such a crappy joke.
Me: ....//facepalms
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