Me: What's your favourite sport?
A: ...
Me: Well, my favourite sports are badminton, I love it because I can play it, and swimming.
A: I can swim. Actually, once when I was young I entered a swimming competition.
Me: Me too. The first time I joined a swimming competition, it was 3rd grade. I had 2 competitors and luckily one of the participants was absent and I somehow managed to win the first round.
A: My story was not good. I lost since the first round. It's because I forgot to use my googles, that's why.
Me: Ahahahaha. How is that possible?
A: I was dumb, alright.
Me: Okay, okay. And then the 2nd time I entered a swimming competition, it was in 6th grade. This time....
A: You won?
Me: Well you can say that...
A: What rank are you in?
Me: 4th rank...
A: Seriously?!
Me: ...out of 4 participants.
A: ...
A: Shut the fuck up then.
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HumorSequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'. Should I rate this book as a mature book? I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t. Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind. And let me tell you, once you leave this bo...
