Well, it's me being me, and I forgot to update last Friday (Almost forgot to update today too).
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It was morning in Physics classroom. My teacher, Mr. CK, was taking attendance of the students.
Teacher: Guys, let's do this fast.
Teacher: Those who are present shout 'Yes!' when I call your name, those who doesn't shout 'No.' when I call your name.
Students: Okay.
Teacher: Okay, first---
Student1: *raises hand* Sir, if the student is not present, how can he shout 'No'?
Teacher: ...
Teacher: Oh. Yea.
Students: ...
Students: The irony.
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It was afternoon in Economy Classroom. My economy teacher was blabbering about Surplus and Demand & Supply diaphgram in front of the class.
A boring topic means a boring lesson for the students, which resulted half of the class sleeping.
(Not me, I've never slept once in any class. Ha.)
JJ: *snores*
Teacher: *kept talking*
Student 2: Miss, JJ is sleeping.
Teacher: ...
Teacher: *glances* Leave him be. It's because my voice is too melodic that he fell asleep.
Student2: *whispers* narcistic bitch.
Teacher: *proceeds on talking*
Ly: *Yawns with her mouth open wide* (Don't get any weird ideas, okay. Or is it just me being a perv)
Teacher: *saw Ly yawning*
Teacher: ...
Teacher: Ly.
Ly: Yes?
Teacher: You shouldn't open your mouth when you're yawning. You're a girl, for God's sake.
Ly: ...
Ly: Miss. How can you not open your mouth when you're yawning?
Teacher: ...
Teacher: Oh. Yea.
Ly: //facepalms//
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