I read a survival manga yesterday, titled Kamisama no Iutoori Ni. It was emotional. Not the "tears stroll down from my cheeks" kind of emotional, it's the 'WHY DO YOU KEEP KILLING MY OTPs" kind of emotional. Hell, it is one of the annoying as fuck manga that I've ever read in a while.
This got me thinking, what if somebody throws me into a survival game, where all the people around me keep getting killed because of something and I need to survive and fight? Oh, what a great idea!
Game: Attack on Titan
Summary: The main character, aka Tiffany, is thrown into a world full of titans, gigantic humanoids that eat humans for food. This story, of course, centers on Tiffany who need to survive on this wrecked world full of Titans. Let's find out about her journey to hell!
Tiffany walked leisurely in the middle of the town, not noticing a gigantic silhouette creeping behind her. She hummed One Piece's song that kept repeating in her head, nodding her head and moving her hips while doing so. A female titan with a big pot belly reached out her hand from behind a building, wanting to grab Tiffany and tore her apart.
Tiffany still caught up in her own world, totally did not hear a cracking sound that came from the Titan's movement. Taking that as an advantage, in a swift motion, the Titan grabbed Tiffany into the air. Tiffany, who just a second ago noticed what was happening, threw her legs and arms into the air for needless protection. Her mouth still chanted One Piece's song as if it was some kind of prayer that will save her from her death.
Tiffany: Ano oozora ni todoku made. I BELIEVE hitotsu no ashita he----
Tiffany: I will believe in Luffy! Luffy will help me! I am Luffy's wife after all!
Titan: *opened it's mouth* *dangling Tiffany right above it's mouth*
Tiffany: HAYAKUN, LUFFY-SENPAI! (Translator: Hurry, Luffy-senpai!)
Titan: *released Tiffany*
Tiffany: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Tiffany: Ace, Luffy's brother, I will meet you on the other side...
Titan: *chewed Tiffany*
The End
The point is,
I
WILL
DIE
.
No matter if God or anybody for that matter, throw me into a cave, or into a toilet and locked me up in that place, I WON'T SURVIVE. Even if you locked me up in my bedroom I won't survive! Even if you give me food or water, I won't survive! No need for you to think hard survival game to put me into just to kill me! It's easy. Just lock me up in a room with my laptop. Here's the reason:
Stranger: *locked me up in my bedroom with my laptop, food and water*
Me: *opens laptop*
Me: *open one of my yaoi websites*
Me: *watch and read some couples banging each other*
Me: *having nosebleed*
Me: *too much nosebleed*
Me: *losing too much blood*
Me: *died*
So, I never like survival things. Not even when I'm playing it myself. So the easiest thing that could kill me is to lock me up in a room with my laptop. Done.
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