One-shots/Short Stories

Spencer Reid/BBC Sherlock Crossover

A/N: Felt like doing a crossover because why not.

BTW, I only just watched Season 4 of Sherlock and I am just like...

What do I do with my life now?

I dunno why the season got complaints from fans, but I thought it was awesome as. Such an emotional ride and shiz.

Meeting a Holmes
They walked into the bullpen exhausted from a case, only to see Strauss in the conference room talking to a woman, her back facing the team. They looked to each other worriedly.
"Who is she?" JJ asked them. "Someone we should be concerned about?"
"A new member?" Garcia perked up.
"I don't know," Rossi murmured, "it looks serious."
"Hey kid, she someone popular?" Morgan asked Reid. Young Doctor looked at him confused.
"Why are you asking me?" he retorted.
"Because you basically know everything of the FBI and surely you would know who this person is." Morgan filled in. Reid still looked confused.
"He's saying you might recognise her as someone important in the FBI." JJ rephrased. His mouth opened to an 'o' in realisation.
"Well I can't really know yet since her back is facing us. But from what I can see she has dark brown hair, pale skin - oh my God. . ." Reid trailed off in shock when he finally saw the front of the woman.
"What, you know who she is?" Hotch asked him.
"Um. . .I'm pretty sure I know who she's related to." Reid answered unsure. "They have the same genes; hair colour, eyes, body build which is slim and -"
"Reid, who is she?" Prentiss asked impatiently.
"Team," Strauss suddenly appeared at the balcony, looking down at them with the woman at her side. "I would like you to meet someone." They stood in anticipation. "Everyone, meet Aphrodite Holmes."
"Wait, as in -" Prentiss looked at them in realisation, knowing why Reid freaked out before. "As in related to Sherlock Holmes? A-And Mycroft?"
"Wow, you know my brothers? No surprise, really." she shrugged. "Yes, I am the little sister of the Holmes siblings - the youngest after. . .never mind that."
"It is. . .so nice to meet you!" Garcia beamed. "I am a fan of your brother's cases -"
"His blog is amazing!" Reid blurted out. Aphrodite smiled at his words.
"Nice to see his work is getting noticed." she mused softly.
"Um, it's an honour to meet you and all. . ." Hotch interfered.
"But why are you here in America instead of England?" Rossi finished.
"Oh my God their accents." Garcia whispered.
"My brothers require something from you guys. I am here as their spokesman - well, woman. They can't trust some random person to be the spokesperson so they went to me."
"And what is that, exactly?" JJ asked.
"We need clearance to arrest someone here who originally comes from England, only to illegally come over here in this. . .country." she explained, looking mildly disgusted.
"This better be good." Morgan mumbled under his breath.

***

"Mister Holmes, I'm Aaron Hotchner -"
"How is your son? Still hung up on his dead mother? Oh, I see. It's almost the anniversary of her death -"
"Not now, brother dear." Mycroft drawled out bored, checking the time with his pocket watch. "You're embarrassing us."
"Shut up, both of you are embarrassing me." Aphrodite snarled. "Besides, you should be thanking me for getting you two here." She turned to the quiet BAU team. "Thank you for letting us get our arrest."
"No problem. . ." Rossi said unsure.
"Forgive my brothers and their rude behaviour." she apologised on their behalf. "They don't know how to socialise with others."
"Shut up." the two Holmes brothers chorused.
"Well! We should be going." Sherlock clapped his hands. "It was lovely meeting you all, but we really must be going -"
"Wait!" Reid yelped. "C-Can I have your autograph? A fan of your blog."
"Really?" Sherlock's eyes gleamed. "Always lovely to see a fan of my blog."
"Well, there you go blowing his ego." Aphrodite joked. Sherlock merely rolled his eyes at her.
"Your cases are really great as well." Garcia gushed, getting him to sign a sheet as well. "I really like you - like wow, your cheekbones. . ."
"Thank you?"
"Well, we should be going." Mycroft announced. "Mother and father are waiting for us. We promised them that we'd visit."
"Don't forget about Sherrinford." Aphrodite reminded. She gave the team one last smile. "See you later!"
"Wait!" Reid called again. He pulled her somewhere private, giving her a small card. "Um, this is my number. You know, in case you want to chat, or if you're visiting again. . ."
"Thank you, Doctor Reid." she smiled at him politely, taking the card.
"Call me Spencer." he blurted out, looking away embarrassed.
"Okay. . .Spencer."
"Aphrodite!" Sherlock called. "Time to go!"
"Coming!" Giving him one last smile, she left him to go leave with her brothers. The team approached him.
"Did you seriously give a sociopath's sister your number?" Morgan asked in shock.
"He's not that bad." Reid shrugged. "Sure he's a sociopath, but he's a good man. And his sister is the opposite of them. . .except the deductions. Better than her brothers."
"Wow." JJ whistled. "And you've fallen in love with her."
"No I didn't!" he protested, feeling a blush overtake his face. "I-I only just met her!"
"Sure, sure. . ." the team mumbled, giving him smirks. Reid simply sighed in defeat.
"This isn't going away soon, is it?"

The End