Angry Kuroko

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Kuroko Tetsuya is feeling angry

10 minutes ago

        Aomine Daiki: Oh fuck! Tetsu's angry!

        Riko Aida: Why are you angry,Kuroko?

        Kuroko Tetsuya: I went to Maji earlier to buy some milkshake. It turns out that they are out of milkshakes to sell.

        Kise Ryouta: Oh no...

        Kagami Taiga: You're angry just because of that?!

        Kuroko Tetsuya: JUST? JUST because of THAT?

        Kise Ryouta: Uh-oh... Be prepared Kagamicchi.

        Kagami Taiga: ehhh? It's just Kuroko getting angry, what's so scary about that? I mean,the milkshake's not a big of a deal.

        Kuroko Tesuya: IT IS NOT BIG OF A DEAL? NOT BIG OF A DEAL?! I CAME THERE BECAUSE I WAS VERY TIRED OF PRACTICE. AND THEN THEY DARE TOLD ME THEY WERE OUT OF MILKSHAKES?! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THEY'D SAY THEY ARE OUT OF HAMBURGERS?! WOULDN'T YOU GET ANGRY?! YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT THERE AND BUY ME SOME FUCKING MILKSHAKE OR ELSE I'LL USE YOUR OWN MEAT AND COOK IT AS A HUMBURGER SO I CAN HAVE A NICE DELICIOUS MEAL THIS SUPPER. OR I CAN ORDER YOU TO MAKE ME A MILKSHAKE WHILE I CUT YOUR LIMBS ONE BY ONE AS I DEEP FRY THEM SO I CAN HAVE MY HOME-MADE FRIED LIMBS. OR HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF BLOODYSHAKE INSTEAD OF MILKSHAKE? DOESN'T IT SOUND NICE? IT HAS MORE COLOR! AND MORE FLAVOR. I BET IT TASTES SWEET,TOO. OH NOW I WANTED TO TASTE ALL OF THOSE THAT I HAVE SAID! Would you like to come visit my house this supper,Kagami-kun? *smiles innocently*

          Kagami Taiga: brb I still hve to buy some milkshakes.

          Kise Ryouta: See? I warned ya.

          Aomine Daiki: remind me not to make you angry,Tetsu.

          Akashi Seijurou: Keep that up,Tetsuya. You are doing great.

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