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Riko Aida

And now, welcome to... RIKO AIDA'S COOKING SHOW! *claps*
10 minutes ago

  Kagami Taiga: Oh no...

  Hyuuga Junpei: Riko, Do you know what you're actually doing right now?

  Riko Aida: Today, we are going to cook... HARD BOILED EGG! :D

  Kiyoshi Teppei: Ohh look. I'm sure it's not going to be that bad. She's going to cook a very easy recipe. Very easy. So I'm sure she won't fail.

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Go Mom! I'm cheering for you.

  Riko Aida: First, boil the water.

  Hyuuga Junpei: ..so far, so good..

  Riko Aida: Then add the whole egg.

  Kuroko Tetsuya: There. Isn't that easy?

  Hyuuga Junpei: Yes it is.

  Kiyoshi Teppei: See? She didn't fail.

  Kagami Taiga: Sure hope so.

  Kagami Taiga: Uhh...coach?

  Hyuuga Junpei: I hope she's fine.

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Mom?...

  Riko Aida: OHFUCKTHISHOLYFRUKINGSHITHARDBOILEDFUCKINGEGG!HOWONEARTHDIDTHISFUCKINGEGGCATCHEDFIRE?!IJUSTBOILEDTHISEGGSHITANDTHENTHISFUCKINGTHINGBLEWUP!WHATINACTUALFUCKINGHELLISGOINGONWITHMYFREAKINGHARDBOILEDEGG?!OHGHADWHY?!?!? *sulks*

  Kiyoshi Teppei: ...

  Kagami Taiga: I knew it!

  Hyuuga Junpei: ...

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Let me end the cooking show... So everyone, thank you for watching/reading RIKO AIDA'S COOKING SHOW! We are now experiencing some technical difficulties so it is best for you to leave and never come back. Thank you.

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