Koganei Shinji
So now we have coach and captain as Kuroko's parents...
10 minutes agoKuroko Tetsuya: Any problem?
Koganei Shinji: What about you,Kagami? What the hell are you?!
Riko Aida: All he say is , "RATED SPG SCENES ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED! blabla bla" ...
Kagami Taiga: I don't know anymore... I don't... know.... *sniffs*
Kuroko Tetsuya: Don't worry, Kagami-kun... We'll call you...uhh.. SPG guy or Rated PG-18 guy. Watcha' think?
Hyuuga Junpei: You're making him look like a bad guy or something! It's like you're making him look like he always do rated PG-18 stuff and sht!
Kuroko Tetsuya: Isn't he?
Kagami Taiga: RATED SPG IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED! so why would I do adult stuffs if I always say that phrase?
Kuroko Tetsuya: Hentai-kun.
Hyuuga Junpei: What the hell?! It's just the same!
Aomine Daiki: How about... the MTRCB guy?
Kise Ryouta: Woah...
Kuroko Tetsuya: That's too much.
Midorima Shintaro: MTRCB Obsessed guy?
Hyuuga Junpei: Again, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!
Takao Kazunari: uhh...the spelling?
Kuroko Tetsuya: *bzzzzzt* Wrong answer. The correct answer is... Nothing!
Hyuuga Junpei: We are not playing on a live tv show so cut it out!
Murasakibara Atsushi: Yes.. because we are in a cooking show.
Kuroko Tetsuya: Yay.
Kise Ryouta: Foooooddddd!!!
Hyuuga Junpei: Uurrrrgggghh!!! I give up!
Riko Aida: Kids! Nap time!
Kuroko Tetsuya: Coming mama!
Kise Ryouta: Me too!
Riko Aida: Are you my son?
Kise Ryouta: Yes O H O
Riko Aida: Okay then, son. Go to sleep.
Aomine Daiki: How about me?! I wanna sleep with Tetsu too!
Riko Aida: No. Go home.
Akashi Seijurou: Did you even buy our Kise Ryouta? He isn't for sale in my orphanage, I'm sorry but I have to take him. You can buy him if you want.
Kise Ryouta: NOOOOO! MOMMY!
Riko Aida: I knew I haven't bought him yet. Come,Kuroko...time to go to bed.
Kuroko Tetsuya: Good-bye lil shit! *waves*
Izuki Shun: And that's the end of our wonderful story.
Kagami Taiga: They all forgotten about me... *sniff*
Aomine Daiki: *whispers* boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooOoooOooooooooooOoooooooooOoooo000000oooooooooooooooooooooooobs!
Kagami Taiga: RATED SPG THEME IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED YOUNG MAN! THAT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR VERY YOUNG AUDIENCES. STRICT PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED.
Aomine Daiki: I don't know if you're talking to me or you're talking to the audiences.......
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