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Kuroko TetsuyaHey fckers! What's up? Having a hard time dealing with your shts? Heh, Why don't you go buy some milkshakes for me? My ass needs it. Thanks asshles! You aren't the best!
10 minutes agoKise Ryouta: ... Kurokocchi? What have you eaten?
Kuroko Tetsuya: Another piece of sht,I guess.
Aomine Daiki: Oi,Tetsu! What has gotten into you?!
Kuroko Tetsuya: your dck.
Kagami Taiga: I know you are not Kuroko. Who are you? SPEAK UP!
Kuroko Tetsuya: your ass.
Midorima Shintaro: I think he's drunk.
Kuroko Tetsuya: I ain't drunk,you lil' sht.
Midorima Shintaro: You are getting crazy,Kuroko!!
Kuroko Tetsuya: No.. YOU are. You are an asshle.
Midorima Shintaro: YOU SHALL DIE!
Akashi Seijurou: Tetsuya,delete this status...NOW.
Kuroko Tetsuya: How about no,shorty?
Akashi Seijurou: I see that you're talking back to me. *snip snip*
Kuroko Tetsuya: Ohhh... I'm getting scared~. Someone,help me.
Akashi Seijurou: Tetsuya...I will pretend this never happened.So, delete this.
Kuroko Tetsuya: I said no,didn't I?
Shōgo Haizaki: I knew someone hacked my account.
Kise Ryouta: O.O Is that you,Kurokocchi?
Shōgo Haizaki: Yes.
Kagami Taiga: I knew that wasn't you.
Shōgo Haizaki: Do you really think those words appear in my innocent vocabulary,Kagami-kun?
Aomine Daiki: So... the hacker was... HAIZAKI?!
Kuroko Tetsuya: DING! You finally got it,fckers. Now...I leave.. Give me back my account!
Shōgo Haizaki: Give me back MY account. But first,delete this status.
Akashi Seijurou: SNIP! I'll visit you tonight... for hacking my dear Tetsuya's account. You shall be punished. Expect me to be there by 6:00. Make sure you'll be the one opening the gate for me.
Kuroko Tetsuya: NO
Shōgo Haizaki: MY account. NOW.
Kuroko Tetsuya: I shall return,people!
Shōgo Haizaki: NO...NO
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