[Ciaossu! A request from @Shadow_Shooter. Here you go! Enjoy~]
--*--*--*--*--*--*--*---*--*---*--*-Aomine Daiki
Why are american's the same? They're stupid. Specifically, a boy named Kagami Taiga.
5 minutes agoArthur Kirkland: I know how you feel.
Aomine Daiki: Who the HELL are you?!
Alfred F Jones: IGGY! What are you doing here?
Arthur Kirkland: STOP CALLING ME IGGY, YOU GIT!
Kuroko Tetsuya: Please tell us your names.
Arthur Kirkland: I am England. I am so sorry for the disturbance that I have caused you.
Kuroko Tetsuya: No, it's okay, England-san.
Arthur Kirkland: You surely remind me of Japan.
Kuroko Tetsuya: uhh... because I'm japanese,too?
Alfred F Jones: HELLO EVERYBODY! I am America!
Aomine Daiki: He's American! Wait, your real names are.. countries?
Alfred F Jones: Of course, because we are countries! Now, where is this american you are talking about?
Aomine Daiki: Ohh you mean,Kagami?
Kagami Taiga: Please! I AM NOT LOUD LIKE HIM!
Kuroko Tetsuya: You just shouted,Kagami-kun...
Kagami Taiga: Duh... capslocks... I ain't shouting...
Alfred F Jones: Haha! Nice meetin' you, fellow american!
Kagami Taiga: NO! We are not the same.
Alfred F Jones: But you're american. >3<
Aomine Daiki: Duh, you're both stupid, Bakagami...
Arthur Kirkland: America! clean your mess here! Look at all those hamburger wrappers!
Kuroko Tetsuya: Oh they have similarities too. Kagami-kun likes burgers,too.
Kagami Taiga: And?
Arthur Kirkland: Americans sure like hamburgers. Uhh... He doesn't want me to cook for him. All he eats is hamburgers from a certain fast-food restaurant.
Kuroko Tetsuya: Yes, I know that. Kagami-kun orders a tray of hamburgers EVERYDAY. See?
Alfred F Jones: I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HAMBURGERS! And Iggy, do you want me to die because of your scones? You know your cooking aren't edible...
Kagami Taiga: He doesn't know how to cook?
Alfred F Jones: He knows how but in the end, he always end up burning it.
Kagami Taiga: I know someone who can't cook either.
Riko Aida: Kagami!!
Arthur Kirkland: Okay! OKAY! I know I can't cook! HAPPY?! I CAN'T COOK! BLOODY WANKER! I AM A NO GOOD COUNTRY BECAUSE I CANNOT COOK! THERE! NOW DIE!
Kuroko Tetsuya: It's okay, England-san.
Arthur Kirkland: Thank you Japa-- I mean, Kuroko. You are a good person.
Alfred F Jones: Hey! How about me!? *pouts*
Arthur Kirkland: I hate you,wanker!
Alfred F Jones:What did I do wrong?!
Arthur Kirkland: See?! He is really stupid.
Kagami Taiga: I don't get it either.
Kuroko Tetsuya: Another one.
Kagami Taiga: Ehhh??!!!
Ivan Braginsky: Hello. I see America and England are here.
Arthur Kirkland: I-I n-n-need to go.
Alfred F Jones: I have work to do! Bye dudes!
Kise Ryouta: huh? I don't understand!
Ivan Braginsky: ...
Ivan Braginsky: Become one with mother Russia,da?
Ivan Braginsky: Do you want me to force you? *innocent face* *pulls out pipe*
Ivan Braginsky: Hello. *innocent smile*
Aomine Daiki: O_O
Kise Ryouta: O_O
Kagami Taiga: O_O
Akashi Seijurou: Let me handle this.
Aomine Daiki: Become one with mother Akashi,da?
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