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[Ciaossu! A request from @Shadow_Shooter. Here you go! Enjoy~]

--*--*--*--*--*--*--*---*--*---*--*-Aomine Daiki

Why are american's the same? They're stupid. Specifically, a boy named Kagami Taiga.
5 minutes ago

         Arthur Kirkland: I know how you feel.

         Aomine Daiki: Who the HELL are you?!

         Alfred F Jones: IGGY! What are you doing here?

         Arthur Kirkland: STOP CALLING ME IGGY, YOU GIT!

         Kuroko Tetsuya: Please tell us your names.

         Arthur Kirkland: I am England. I am so sorry for the disturbance that I have caused you.

         Kuroko Tetsuya: No, it's okay, England-san.

         Arthur Kirkland: You surely remind me of Japan.

         Kuroko Tetsuya: uhh... because I'm japanese,too?

         Alfred F Jones: HELLO EVERYBODY! I am America!

         Aomine Daiki: He's American! Wait, your real names are.. countries?

         Alfred F Jones: Of course, because we are countries! Now, where is this american you are talking about?

         Aomine Daiki: Ohh you mean,Kagami?

         Kagami Taiga: Please! I AM NOT LOUD LIKE HIM!

         Kuroko Tetsuya: You just shouted,Kagami-kun...

         Kagami Taiga: Duh... capslocks... I ain't shouting...

         Alfred F Jones: Haha! Nice meetin' you, fellow american!

        Kagami Taiga: NO! We are not the same.

         Alfred F Jones: But you're american. >3<

         Aomine Daiki: Duh, you're both stupid, Bakagami...

         Arthur Kirkland: America! clean your mess here! Look at all those hamburger wrappers!

         Kuroko Tetsuya:  Oh they have similarities too. Kagami-kun likes burgers,too.

         Kagami Taiga: And?

         Arthur Kirkland: Americans sure like hamburgers. Uhh... He doesn't want me to cook for him. All he eats is hamburgers from a certain fast-food restaurant.

          Kuroko Tetsuya: Yes, I know that. Kagami-kun orders a tray of hamburgers EVERYDAY. See?

          Alfred F Jones: I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HAMBURGERS! And Iggy, do you want me to die because of your scones? You know your cooking aren't edible...

          Kagami Taiga: He doesn't know how to cook?

          Alfred F Jones: He knows how but in the end, he always end up burning it.

          Kagami Taiga: I know someone who can't cook either.

          Riko Aida: Kagami!!

          Arthur Kirkland: Okay! OKAY! I know I can't cook! HAPPY?! I CAN'T COOK! BLOODY WANKER! I AM A NO GOOD COUNTRY BECAUSE I CANNOT COOK! THERE! NOW DIE!

          Kuroko Tetsuya: It's okay, England-san.

          Arthur Kirkland: Thank you Japa-- I mean, Kuroko. You are a good person.

          Alfred F Jones: Hey! How about me!? *pouts*

          Arthur Kirkland: I hate you,wanker!

          Alfred F Jones:What did I do wrong?!

          Arthur Kirkland: See?! He is really stupid.

          Kagami Taiga: I don't get it either.

          Kuroko Tetsuya: Another one.

          Kagami Taiga: Ehhh??!!!

          Ivan Braginsky: Hello. I see America and England are here.

          Arthur Kirkland: I-I n-n-need to go.

          Alfred F Jones: I have work to do! Bye dudes!

          Kise Ryouta: huh? I don't understand!

          Ivan Braginsky: ...

          Ivan Braginsky: Become one with mother Russia,da?

          Ivan Braginsky: Do you want me to force you? *innocent face* *pulls out pipe*

          Ivan Braginsky: Hello. *innocent smile*

          Aomine Daiki: O_O

          Kise Ryouta: O_O

          Kagami Taiga: O_O

          Akashi Seijurou: Let me handle this.

          Aomine Daiki: Become one with mother Akashi,da?

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