Jacksepticeye GT AU Oneshots (COMPLETE)

Ego Afternoon (Part 1)

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Jack had gone out for the day to celebrate his Birthday with a few close friends and Signe, leaving you and his Egos to hang around the house for a little while. It was very empty in the house without Jack.

Chase threw teabags silently in the attic. Marvin read his spell books silently in the corner of the dining room. Jackieboy kept practicing his "heroic" poses in front of Jack's camera as if he were on live television after saving a city. Dr. Schneeplestein was playing surgery board games by himself on the carpet floor whilst Robbie watched him curiously. Jameson watched the static TV in front of him as if he was in a trance. The only one who seemed to be enjoying Jack's abstinence of company was Anti, who was sharpening and shredding his knifes with a grin silently in the kitchen.

And then there was you. Walking through the walls, inspecting all of the Egos filled with boredom. You were hyper, and always wanted some wacky event to occur and drain your energy off of. You couldn't stand for this.

Jack wasn't aware of you living in his apartment, but each of his Egos knew you in a heartbeat.

The first person you went up to was Schneeple. Usually he had great advice like a college graduate who had earned their master's degree to tell you, but at other times, he could have the knowledge-span of a preschooler.

"Schneeple! Why are you just sitting around? Get up!" You pushed at his crossed leg.

He groaned at you.

"I̲'m̲ ̲b̲u̲s̲y̲ ̲v̲i̲t̲e̲ ̲n̲o̲w̲ ̲(Y̲/N̲), ̲g̲o̲ ̲s̲c̲r̲e̲w̲ ̲'r̲o̲u̲n̲d̲ ̲v̲i̲t̲ ̲M̲r̲. ̲H̲e̲r̲o̲ o̲v̲e̲r̲ ̲z̲e̲r̲e̲." Schneeple pointed over at Jackie, who was flexing his "muscles" in the recording room.

You went over to Jackie as told.

"Jackieeeee!" You yelled from below him.

"🄽🄴🄴🄳 🄰🄽🅈 🄷🄴🄻🄿? 🄹🄰🄲🄺🄸🄴'🅂 🄷🄴🅁🄴 🅃🄾 🅂🄰🅅🄴 🅈🄾🅄!" He said in his heroic accent.

"Can we do something???" You asked.

"🄲🄰🄽'🅃 🄷🄴🄻🄿 🅈🄾🅄 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🄾🄽🄴 (🅈/🄽). 🄶🄾 🄰🅂🄺 🄼🄰🅁🅅🄸🄽 🅃🄾 🄿🄴🅁🄵🄾🅁🄼 🅂🄾🄼🄴 🅃🅁🄸🄲🄺🅂 🄵🄾🅁 🅈🄾🅄. 🄸 🅃🄷🄸🄽🄺 🄷🄴 🄻🄴🄰🅁🄽🄴🄳 🄰 🄽🄴🅆 🄾🄽🄴 🅃🄷🄴 🄾🅃🄷🄴🅁 🄳🄰🅈."

"Well, thanks anyways." You said walking away.

At least what Jackie had said was better than Schneeple. He just flicked you off like a bug. Jackie on the other hand led you some path that could actually benefit the removal of your bordeom.

You walked up to Marvin who had his face glued into his spell book. You poked his knee, making his face pop out from behind the cover of the book.

"Hey Marvin." You waved.

"Ꮎh hᎬᎽ (Ꮍ/Ꮑ)! ᎳhᎪᏆ ᎪᏒᎬ ᎽᎾu ᎠᎾᎥᏁᎶ hᎬᏒᎬ?" He asked with a happy perked up attitude.

"Just wonderin' if you could perform any tricks for me." You kicked your feet across the floor.

Marvin bit his lip nervously.

"ᎳᎬᏞᏞ, ᎽᎾu sᎬᎬ- um... Ꭵ ᎳᎾuᏞᎠ ᏢᎬᏒfᎾᏒm ᎽᎾu sᎾmᎬ ᏆᏒᎥᏟᏦs Ꮎf mᎥᏁᎬ buᏆ-"