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*Gru-Walks up to you* Hey baby, gimme a lil, a lil smooch. A smoochie. *vomits* *whispers in your ear* Know what I ate for breakfast? Ass. Your mcm/wcw could never. It's okay that you're scared, baby. I am too, but I got something for you. *shoves fingers in ass* I got you a new toothbrush. *sniffs it real hard* I love you.
Thanks for coming. Here's your prize for enduring that absolute shitshow.
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