Big Fat Daddy Juice

Mouth Watering Like Some A1 Mmm Mmm Bitch

            Wow. Tomorrow is really my fat ass birthday. My mans better give me a kiss. A smoochie. We have a fucking math test tomorrow. Ms Castellano said that we have to memorize that diagram. I swear to fucking god, if that test is hella hard, I'm gonna fucking scream. Watch me fail.
               My dad asked me what I want for dinner tomorrow, but my stupid ass don't even know. I told him to just make steak and Mac n' cheese. We eating good tonight.
                  During Gym, Mariana, Linda, and I were doing the tango. It didn't work out very well. We were like a fucking terrible pyramid. The Terrible Trio.
                 In Science, we were filing and shit. I was helping put the coach books on the shelf. I think Mariana and I did the same exact thing on the first day of school this year. I was standing on a chair, and I kept feeling like I was gonna fall off. Mariana said that Olivia's shirt was falling down and she saw her whole ass titty holder (as Nicolette has called it). She said that once she saw Mariana looking at her, she pulled her shirt like all the fuckin way up. Mariana did this weird ass motion that had me screaming.
            In ELA, we're doing lyric projects, and I think mine is looking pretty good. I'm trying to make it aesthetically pleasing, but not too emo. I found this nice picture of Billie Joe, but Mariana said it didn't go with the background, so I changed it. I think that it's gonna look good.
                 In Social Studies, Ms Hansen let Y'all Know Who and Precious be teachers and it was iconic. We stan. I was tryna live my life, but Dmytro's fucking stupid ass had to be like are you daydreaming about him or some stupid shit. No, motherfucker, I was just thinking, you little mr ratburn looking bitch.

Song Of The Day:

Very aggressive.