Sugar Daddy Glasses

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         We went to the court house today. It was kind of boring. I was sitting down for a long time, so I got hella fidgety and I was like moving my legs around and getting restless. After that one guy finished his speech or some shit, everyone started to get up and one of the court guards was fucking yelling at us like sit down right now bitch and whatever. I felt bad because Y'all Know Who was the only boy in our group. When we sat down in the jury chairs, I scared the shit out of myself because I didn't know they were swivel chairs. I almost flew. Y'all Know Who sat in the chair next to me and my clingy ass was like 💓💓💓💞💖💞💝💖💘💘💛❤️💫💫🍓🌟🌈.
               We saw the holding cells. Mariana, Felicity, and I went into one of the cells and the toilet had hair in it and I was like "who shaved their head in here." The court guard in there looked like he was in his 30's or something, but he said that he had grandchildren and had a great grandchild on the way. I was so... fucking shook? We were on our way to the court room that had an ongoing case and I was walking next to Mariana. I turned back to look at something, but I held onto her book bag. I turned back around just to realize that my headass was holding on to fucking Andrew. Rest In Peace mans. Sorry for holding on to you.
                 When we got out of the court house and sat on the steps, we ate our lunch. I had a wild ass turkey-salami-butter sandwich. The butter wasn't supposed to be there, but I couldn't get it off. It didn't taste awful, but it didn't taste iconic either. I accidentally bit off a chunk of butter, and got a mouthful of that shit. But, I spit it out into a napkin.
             When we got back to school, Felicity got shook, and ran away from one big motherfucking bee. I'm not even sure it was a bee. Mariana and I were jamming out to When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars. The teachers didn't even care that everyone had their phones out. It took me like a hundred years to untangle my headphones, but when I did, you better your fat ass that I listened to some Green Day.

Song Of The Day:

Now my baby's dancing, but she's dancing with another man

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Now my baby's dancing, but she's dancing with another man.

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