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by boringdog

To start off this chapter on an iconic foot, here's a drawing that Mariana and I drew of Y'all Know Who during VE. I do in fact believe that we outskinnied the Mona Lisa.

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This drawing was a very stressful process. Mariana and I had to screenshot it and log into my email to email it to myself and our joint account and her email as well. I had like 2 minutes to log into my email and send it, and also delete the screenshot from the laptop. Though it was stressful, it was worth it. He looks like The Babadook in this.

Also look at this fan art that I found of The Babadook. Just in case you didn't know, he is an LGBT icon 🏳️‍🌈.

Mariana left during lunch and I was sad. Ms Best called her Marina. She left to go to her sister's wedding. She did that. During ELA, Emir went home. On the phone, they said "Emmett" and Ms Kotsay was like "Who's Emmett?" And he was like "That's me." Ms Kotsay asked if that was his real name. It is not. Good. Marina and Emmett. Emmett and Marina. Max and Ruby. Ruby and Max.
I took the school bus home today. Jessica was absent, so I thought I would have to take the City Bus alone, but Gabby said I could take the school bus with her and Sophia. When I got off of the bus, I stepped in mud and got it in my pants. I am wearing different pants now. I ate some cold ass fries in my fridge when I got home. I like the fries cold, but if you eat chicken nuggets or pizza cold, you might as well suck a hairy dick. That's a crime against humanity. Heat up your pizza, you fucking couch.
Tomorrow is the New Dorp trip. I'm excited to see Rent. My dad said it's about gays roaming the city or some shit?? I don't know. I heard that it's good. I hope no stupid bitch is in front of me blocking everything. Move your big head, you gargantuan motherfucker. MOVE.

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